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so your butt dont shut with a bang!

hahahah sorry guys

2006-07-06 10:19:49 · 8 answers · asked by mrs_tom_chaplin 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

8 answers

It doesn't if you have the runs!

2006-07-07 01:19:51 · answer #1 · answered by ʎǝ1ʇʇnɯ 3 · 4 1

I think it's one of these two reasons:

(1) you pinch it off with your sphincter

(2) you don't pinch it off, but as it hangs there, tensile forces cause elongation. The bit that elongates most is going to be the bit nearest your ring, because it's carrying the most weight. That bit gets thinner due to the stretching and thus has a higher stress concentration than the rest of the poo. Higher stress, more elongation, leading to higher stress, until the poo is so thin at that point that the ultimate tensile strength of the poo is reached. Plop. Pointy poo.

2006-07-06 10:35:35 · answer #2 · answered by wild_eep 6 · 0 0

So your butt don't slam shut.

2006-07-06 10:24:35 · answer #3 · answered by honey 2 · 0 0

so your a s s doesn't slam shut

2006-07-06 10:22:41 · answer #4 · answered by crazyfntony 3 · 0 0

ha ha ha

2006-07-06 10:33:24 · answer #5 · answered by IrishLassie 4 · 0 0

Toothpaste does it too

2006-07-06 10:34:23 · answer #6 · answered by weanie_troosers 2 · 0 0

so it doesn't go THUMP as it enters the bowl

2006-07-06 10:26:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

gross...............................
You have to much time on your hands if your studying poop

2006-07-06 10:22:08 · answer #8 · answered by bree30 4 · 0 0

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