I want to know who the low life SOB is that snuck into my house last night while me and my g/f were passed out drunk and had their way with her and then took a $hit in my swimming pool. I am not to upset about the g/f because when we woke up this morning she was already satisfyed so you saved me a lot of effort. Let me word that again you saved me a little bit of effort. The thing that has me so pi$$ed is that it is real hot here today and I really wanted to go swimming so for that I can't for give you. When I find out who you are I am going to open the biggest can of whoop a$$ on you that you have ever seen. I'll find you because I am putting out a big reward of $100,000.00 for information leading to you -you SOB. If you were a real man you would show up at my house again and take what you have coming.Can anyone help me find him The money is waiting if you can. Come on people I am counting on your help.Please
2006-07-06 10:15:35 · 21 answers · asked by irishlad 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
A clown with a b o n e r did it. He seen your girlfriend and he is horny so he screwed her. He had to go poop so he pooped in the pool because he couldn't find the toilet.
2006-07-06 10:21:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 15⤊ 7⤋
It was me man. Well the G/F part anyway. But she wasn't passed out she invited me. As for the **** in your pool. I don't know who pulled off that piece of work. Sorry about that dude. But on the plus side your G/F is great in bed.
2006-07-06 10:20:25 · answer #2 · answered by The_Answer_Man™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What can i say hun... a girl knows how to touch a woman. Im glad I left an impression on her. As for the poo in your pool, that was Fido, he kept biting my feckin ankles when I was with your girl so I put him outside. I thought you would have toilet trained him by now.
2006-07-07 05:12:32 · answer #3 · answered by Irish_bi_female 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard a rumor at the same time as paying for a ham sandwhich on the speedy holiday down the line from the jiffy lube ( did you understand which one i'm conversing about??) besides i head it replaced into yet another woman with a strap on!!! yet fact be understand its merely yet another tootsie pop question, the international would under no circumstances understand!!!
2016-11-06 00:11:06 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His name is Jim. He told me all about it. He wanted to do you too but couldnt get your pants down. That's why he dumped in the pool. for an extra $25k I will give you his phone #. email me at jamesfuller@swbell.net
2006-07-06 10:18:54 · answer #5 · answered by luvtinynips 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm wondering if you popped in the pool before or after you banged your girl.
2006-07-06 10:19:33 · answer #6 · answered by Mariah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had it wit my bf last night. it was sooo hot and dirty. i love him so much and he is soooo good in bed. he bought me some new languire and some toys that we played with. if u want to empress ur gf u shoul give her those gifts. i loved them and we used them that night. we did a little kama surtra and some role playing too!!!
2006-07-06 10:20:45 · answer #7 · answered by anna_summer_cutie2006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think id b more pissed about my gf getting raped while passed out then s h i t floating n my pool
2006-07-06 10:18:59 · answer #8 · answered by orange_crush_05 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blah blah blah. you should be mad at your girl. and you dont have $100,000, if you did you would probably have connections to take care of this problem yourself without spamming the world on yahoo. loser.
2006-07-06 10:20:18 · answer #9 · answered by Str8 Answers, Hurt Feelings 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was the Hamburgler. Grimace was there, too.Rubble Rubble!
2006-07-06 10:18:02 · answer #10 · answered by melissa_anne_maison 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am familiar with this person...his dog sh1ts in my mouth every morning...my husbands too....i wish we could catch these predators.
2006-07-06 10:20:27 · answer #11 · answered by whoanelly00 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋