And, also explain what you mean by what you just wrote. Unexplained abstract stuff is welcome too...
2006-07-06 10:00:16 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My humor has always been called Glib , or Sarcastic, but now thanks to you, I will tell people it's abstract.
Here are some examples of my newly found abstract humor.
Words for example.. The word interesting, I find interesting. Someone may say.. that was an interesting answer. In my mind does that mean they are clueless to what I said, could you please elaborate.
Intriguing.. You are an intriguing woman.. Thinking to myself and yea buddy there's a lot that WILL remain a mystery to you.
Sign on a golf course is my favorite.. BALL WASHER.. Now my mind goes from heaven to hell with that one in a New York second.
Corporate Board meeting, should be spelled BORED.
Here is a sad one, but again my abstract humor..
New Orleans, my home, Katrina ... Was standing in an Insurance line.. overheard this from someone.. The reason people were shooting at the rescue helicopters from their roofs was so they could be found. In my mind thinking... And you were in possession of an AK 47 for what reason?
Not sure if the above was what you wanted , however abstract sounds so much better than sarcastic, and that part of my personality is my coping mechanism.
2006-07-07 06:25:21 · answer #1 · answered by laughsall 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A purpose for this moment?
A very good question indeed
just a small section of my
thoughts
passing through my
memory
leaving me confused & vulnurable
not knowing what to think next
because I haven't thought that
far ahead yet
my mind don't work that fast
so here I sit still puzzled
while only a few minutes have gone by
what is the purpose of this moment?
to think I thought I figured it out?
2006-07-13 12:55:24 · answer #2 · answered by amygirl9333 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"George Bush's Plan to exit Iraq"
That is about as abstract I I can imagine
2006-07-17 20:11:02 · answer #3 · answered by ScarMan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
''im sinking farther into a world i dont want to know, my conscience pulls me back and tells me to let it go.''
thats a line from one of my poems, '' invisible''
it means what it says!! [ it means im getting so used to this world and its tricks that when im about to do something ill regret my conscience pulls me back to being normal again. i hope you like that
or if ya want to be silly:
i lost my pet shoelace this morning and i couldnt find him when i looked under the toaster! gasp , i said to myself i cant live without my shoelace! then i found him on my shoe.....
2006-07-06 10:07:26 · answer #4 · answered by Soccer rox! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is too easy. explain time travel to a moron[like g.bush] in 1 sentence?
2006-07-17 06:32:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once I was here, but now I am not
I dont know where my life has gone
Have you seen me suddenly?
I thought I was, but not for me.
2006-07-17 15:54:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yesterday never was and tomorrow never will. They called today the present but there is no gift to steal.
2006-07-06 10:07:40 · answer #7 · answered by deziiarnez1114 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry, i tried writing. it is not possible. i had to type. ...see i have typed what u wanted " something abstract " is it o.k.?
2006-07-17 21:18:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
philosphy is mother of all sciences-but who was father ---it is a thought provoking---may be -socrate or aristottle---no ---no--it is nothing to deal with them---but what is abstract--abstract is phrase or art -which no body under stand---but every body try to under stand--------------------------------------------explanion-----------------------everthing came in to this word with a cause
2006-07-16 06:13:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-17 21:51:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋