2006-07-06 09:54:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, manage.
2006-07-07 01:07:31 · answer #1 · answered by cross-stitch kelly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HUMOROUS ONES:
Managers' Quotes
Actual quotes from real managers in real companies:
"As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks."
"This project is so important, we can't let things that are more important interfere with it."
"Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule."
"No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months. Now, go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them."
"I need a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter."
I hope these work for you (:-)
2006-07-06 10:49:10 · answer #2 · answered by polllydooodle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Managers are like seagulls - they fly in, crap on everyone and fly away again.
2006-07-06 10:46:12 · answer #3 · answered by bernieszu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
People are down on, what they are not up on.
2006-07-06 11:16:19 · answer #4 · answered by green3ch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
managers are like diapers, always on your @ss and full of shi!
2006-07-06 10:03:04 · answer #5 · answered by Boogerman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU COULDN'T RUN A BATH OF WATER!!
2006-07-06 10:00:20 · answer #6 · answered by joanne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋