Im african american...how do i become white so i can get a good job and a taxi every now and then?

Answer 1

Play the race card? that is probably why you have not gotten far or are complaining about being an AA which, I have to agree that you are a N I G G A R. so suck it up and get a CAR and a JOB
biiiitch

Answer 2

as i said whites will be forever be racists, this question doesnt just mean you want a job and get a taxi every now and then, you are actually teeling the world what goes on for being a black person,you cant get a good job,nor get a cab every now abd then when you wave, well i hope you have proper education coz they give reasons for not employing blacks is lack of education, get that degree, dress decently,speak with manners, not all blacks are like what they say, with no manners. try your luck and apply for that dream job. am african living in spain, and its worse than american, here blacks are ****, the only reason they give me a job is coz they cant speak english and they need me!.

Answer 3

Have you seen the Dave Chapelle show or old Saturday Night Live episodes with Eddie Murphy? He did it, and it worked. Just get some make up to lighten your face, a straight wig for your hair, and some clothes only white people would wear, try the GAP or Banana Republic, and go try your luck as a white man. It is fun. Best of luck to you, bro.

Answer 4

first of all W H Y you wanna be white like as if ... take the train cabs suck and they cost too much and most of them smell funny. second you want a good job get more of an education the chief which is civil service paper in NYC has positions all the time check your area out at your local library they should carry something similar . the other thing is go civil service it has some of the best opportunities for minorities as far as advancement i work for USPS and my brother is a cop my sis works at a hospital my other sis at a university and let me tell you there are plenty of white folks out there with shitty jobs who cant afford a cab

Answer 5

Well if you are really interested in abandoning yourself, you can always punk out of your skin like a b***h by going the Michael Jackson route and using tons of bleach.

You'll be ghastly in no time.
But remember, just like with micheal Jackson, once you go back... you may never return. Your black pass will be forever revoked. And as the comissioner of the black pass commitee I will tell you that I have never allowed anyone to come back, not even tiger woods.

Answer 6

dont think like that... people are jealous of us african americans and with they were just like us... why else to people get tans??? half of the caucasians you know wish they were black... so be proud of what you've got! Don't wish you were white... the people you know wont give you a job because you're black then you arent looking in the right places for a job

Answer 7

Wow, it's so funny that people assume this guy can't speak english, listens to rap music, dresses a certain way, etc etc. And all because he said he was African-American? I think you just proved his point.

Answer 8

take off the ski mask, put the gun down, pay attention in class, put the basketball down, put the blunt out, take your head phones off in public, speak properly dont say "aks" or "ambulamce" and dress properly no one wants to see your jeans hanging off your *** and your timberlands untied and falling off with a white t shirt that is 4 XL when your 140lbs. yup that should do it now u can be a member of society and not be looked down on like your a piece of trash

Answer 9

Far be it from me to break this news to you, but honey, you're never gonna be white, just like I'm never gonna be a six foot tall blonde. Work with what you've got. Remember, God never makes a mistake.

Answer 10

Don't ever feel bad about being African American. Be what you are, and be it proud.