2006-07-06 08:37:44 · 16 answers · asked by tombombadil042 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
You should never tip a cow. It's dangerous, makes the cow mad, and, besides, they rarely give really good table service.
2006-07-06 08:41:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
a lot more than you tip a waitress
You tip a waitress, say, 20%, but you tip a cow all the way - 100% !!
2006-07-06 15:41:02 · answer #2 · answered by MK6 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. You shouldn't-you might make the cow have a milkshake in the 7 stomachs and then where would regurgitation be?
2006-07-06 15:41:19 · answer #3 · answered by curiositycat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well once or twice. we tipped this cow like ten times, and it died. it was sick......i kind of felt bad, but they were waiting for it to die so they could butcher it. we just speeded the process up a bit.
2006-07-06 16:41:05 · answer #4 · answered by whisper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing
unlike waiters cows don't like to be tipped
:)
2006-07-06 15:40:52 · answer #5 · answered by Poutine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I forgot to tip a gorilla last week, and boy did he get pissed off, he tried to rip my arms off
2006-07-08 03:20:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You stupid redneck, you should know that could kill the cow! Whether from suffocation or suffocation..
2006-07-06 15:57:24 · answer #7 · answered by soulreflector 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just far enough for the person at the next table to see her utters
2006-07-06 15:44:11 · answer #8 · answered by always a friend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends on what you order ... the milkshake takes more tipping
2006-07-06 15:42:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on if she gives you good service.
2006-07-06 15:45:25 · answer #10 · answered by someone,somewhere 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋