2006-07-06 08:32:54 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
POTATO PROSTITUTE
Two potatoes are standing on a street corner. How can you tell which one is the prostitute?
It is the one with the little sticker that says I DA HO.
2006-07-06 09:18:13 · answer #1 · answered by 420Linda 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of
nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to
see what work of God had captured her attention.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other
one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question
he replied, "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs"
The little girl, looking a little! puzzled, thought for a moment, then
took her foot and stomped them flat.
"Well, we're not having any of that gay s.h.i.t in our garden!
2006-07-06 15:39:48 · answer #2 · answered by nick h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to **** your brains out, and suck your **** dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
2006-07-06 15:35:41 · answer #3 · answered by I'm Bossy!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just look at the boneheads who post questions... Especially the horny guys who probably look like trolls... Trying to find willing (and slightly blind) women...
Always makes me laugh!!! :D
2006-07-07 04:41:23 · answer #4 · answered by Forlorn Hope 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give me ur e-mail i will send u SOMETHING to make u laugh.trust me.i know u will laugh a lot
2006-07-06 15:39:51 · answer #5 · answered by [4sins]ScoobySergiu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-07 09:36:45 · answer #6 · answered by dexter18in 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋