2006-07-06 08:31:16 · 14 answers · asked by Djcool 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Languages
this guy goes to hell...
this guy wasn't soooo bad that he just deserved fire & brimstone... but bad enough for an eternity of discomfort...
arriving at the gates of hell, the devil then gives him a choice of three doors...
"Pick your demise", Satan says..
and then instantly appears three doors...
"what's behind the doors?", the man asks?
"You may preview if you wish", the devil replies
"Lets see what's behind...."
-door #1
The door opens & to the man's surprise he sees a room full of people.... standing on their heads.... on a wooden floor.
"mmmm.... how about...."
-door #2
Even more surprised.... room full of people... standing on their heads.... on a brick floor.
"???...."
-door#3
He sees a room.... full of people... walking around.... drinking coffee..... the floor is covered with poop...
all over the floor... covering every square inch... poop!
The man says, "This isn't so bad... coffee, conversation... we've got shoes still... floor covered in poop.... I'll take door #3!
The devil smiles & shakes his head, the man enters eternity through his choice of hell, the door abruptly shuts!
next comes this voice on some intercom somewhere...
"Alright everone, coffee break is over... get back on your heads!"
2006-07-06 08:47:28 · answer #1 · answered by abcinco 3 · 6⤊ 4⤋
That is a situation from life, which happened to one clever girl several year ago (the only reason the story is funny). Her stupid chief(woman) comes to the office and becomes furious: "Why this sheet is still here?". A girl: "What is the problem?". The chief: "I said to fax it yeasterday!". The girl: "Yes, I faxed it.". The chief: "HOW DID YOU FAX IT IF IT IS STILL HERE!". The girl: "Where it should be, how do you think?" The lady started to think after some conversation after this and finally understood that this sheet of paper could not travel via wires of phone...
2006-07-06 08:43:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs is both the same.
The joke comes when you tell someone else this and try and keep a straight face, especially when you see how confused they look!
I hope your feeling more smiley soon!
2006-07-06 08:54:53 · answer #3 · answered by guest 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband works at the Department of Health. He told me the other day that there is a new strain of avian flu. It's called chirpies. It's a canarial disease, and it's untweetable.
2006-07-06 08:36:18 · answer #4 · answered by cross-stitch kelly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
*A northern fairytale begins with, "Once upon a time...." and a southern fairytale begins with, "Ya'll ain't gonna belive this $hit...."
2006-07-06 08:36:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Good Lookin!
Now thats funny!
2006-07-06 08:36:52 · answer #6 · answered by El Mariachi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy walks into a bar OUCH
2006-07-06 10:09:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your girlfriend is so ugly, every time she looks out of the window she gets arrested for indecent exposure
DISCLAIMER: I am not suggesting your g/f is ugly :-)
2006-07-06 08:35:23 · answer #8 · answered by LONDONER © 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a dyslexic man walks into a bra.
I love that one! (and it's even funnier because I'm dyslexic and am smart enough to use spell check, it's true!)
2006-07-06 08:42:20 · answer #9 · answered by fae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you get if you cross an own with a bungie cord?
My a s s.
2006-07-06 08:37:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two fish in a tank.. one says to the other, 'do you know how to drive this thing?'
2006-07-06 08:51:16 · answer #11 · answered by blissman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋