I was also thinking of visiting my friend, HERB but I kinda got to wait on that one. What would you do?
2006-07-06 08:01:21 · 23 answers · asked by Man_With_No_Name 5 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
ewww...don't mess up your life with that crap. c'mon now hon...
2006-07-07 10:54:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 3⤋
Well the overall fastest way to get drunk is shot of higher proof alcohol. But I would advise against overdoing it. I would reccomend drinking strong mixed drinks with an occasional beer bong for a nice balanced drunk. Then you should visit your firend Herb.
2006-07-06 15:08:48 · answer #2 · answered by drunkbomber 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you gulp down everclear on an empty stomach, it will come up just as fast. I recommend ordering an entire bottle of wine and drink one glass of wine before dinner while talking to someone else (or yourself) Time will cease to have meaning and "quickest way" will also become a pointless term.
2006-07-06 15:21:37 · answer #3 · answered by Dog W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The quickest way to get drunk is to get some WARM everclear and drink it through a straw. Everclear has a TON of alcohol in it and if you drink through a straw you get more of it faster. Also, jungle juice will get you drunk fast because it tastes like koolaid. I swear you cant taste a hint of alcohol in it.
2006-07-06 15:06:06 · answer #4 · answered by Mischelle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I, too, have been trying to hook up with my friend HERB, but he's so hard to catch up with...
If you wanna get REAL drunk, REAL fast, nothing beats 151 RUM. its double proof its in this bottle with warnings all over it (Extremely Flammable!). Drink a couple oz of that on an empty stomach and that'll be all she wrote
2006-07-06 15:11:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink a lite beer in shot glasses, as many as you want while watching TV, or play Croquet with the Cape Cod Handicap, that is you must have an open container of alcohol in your hand at all times. You don't have to drink it but it must contain at least a mouthful of alcohol at all times during play. Judges may have you test to be sure.
2006-07-06 15:09:45 · answer #6 · answered by Huey from Ohio 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These people know less than nothing; get an IV (Intra-Venous) catheter and bag, start injecting, into a vein, alcohol, Tequila, Gin or Vodka then pour the rest into the bag hook up the catheter and you'll be drunk in no time (or as long as it took you to hook that up) WARNING; Your breath will smell worse than a hemorrhoid being licked by these Anal Rangers farts! But you can handle it!
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2006-07-06 15:23:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The quickest way to get drunk?? Start drinking and don't stop until you can't hold the bottle anymore.
2006-07-06 15:13:37 · answer #8 · answered by rocknrobin21 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. dont eat
2. have lots of shots, mix your drinks dont just stick to beer..
But why would you just want to get drunk and fast... enjoy take your time and have a good time.. you dont want to be wasted in 15 minutes and doing stupid things while your friends are all well and laughing at you.
2006-07-06 15:17:54 · answer #9 · answered by Amy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO NO NO NO...too many get really sick by trying to do this...just drink normal...why be in such a hurry?
Herb ain't always there for you anyway...get smart and dump him...he really is bad for your health.
2006-07-06 15:12:49 · answer #10 · answered by JC 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
drink a beer or 2 out of a straw
2006-07-06 17:42:02 · answer #11 · answered by freebuns76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋