Ex: To Honor; Get on her. Stay on her . And if you can't come in her , come on her. To Honor
2006-07-06 07:13:08 · 12 answers · asked by christo 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
try this one..
here's to you
here's to me
best of friends we'll always be
and if by chance we dissagree,
to hell with you and here's to me!
you can change the second word in the last sentence if you want to a different word ... you probably know which one... lol
2006-07-06 07:19:18 · answer #1 · answered by Kristina L 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny Drinking Toast
2016-10-15 23:46:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Favorite: "You May Not Get What You Want, You May Not Get What You Need, Just Hope The H*** You Don't Get What You Deserve! CHEERS!"
2016-03-16 21:48:52 · answer #3 · answered by Virginia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For Weddings:
The vows have been read,
The cake has been cut;
Let's hope that [ insert name here ]
Don't grow a big butt!
or
To the groom: Early in your marriage you will find it difficult to get the last word in any discussion. With time, though, you will learn how to always get the last two words in every discussion -- just make sure the words are "Yes dear".
General:
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer—and another one!
or
Here's to you,
And here's to me.
Friends forever we will be.
And if we should ever disagree,
Then fu** you, here's to me.
Hope that helps!
2006-07-06 07:23:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's to the wonderful days of my life,
when I slept in the arms of another mans wife
My Mother
I would rather have a bottle in front of me
than a frontal lobotomy
2006-07-06 07:50:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Over the lips and thru the gums. Lookout stomach. Here she comes!
2006-07-06 07:16:41 · answer #6 · answered by Wounded duckmate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's to Old Mother Hubbard,
Who went to the cupboard
to get her poor dog a bone.
And when she bent over.
Old Rover drove her.
Cuz he had a bone of his own!
2006-07-06 07:34:56 · answer #7 · answered by Becky 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heres to it and to it again. If you don't get to it, to do it, call me, you know I'll do it.
I toast to the ones that will. and I toast to the ones that won't. But I don't toast to the ones that say they will, but later on they don't!
2006-07-06 07:55:53 · answer #8 · answered by ASTORROSE 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here is to swimmin' with bow-legged women!
2006-07-06 07:37:56 · answer #9 · answered by ebs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I'd rather be with the people in this room, than with the finest people in the world!"
2006-07-06 07:16:06 · answer #10 · answered by ndtaya 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋