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i heard jim darwin is 10 feet tall

2006-07-06 06:50:30 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I heard jim_darwin can frighten his enemies with firebolts from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his a.rse.

2006-07-06 07:00:37 · answer #1 · answered by Qchan05 5 · 1 2

Who's Jim Darwin? I've been answering questions on here forever and I've never seen any significant question or answer from someone named this. Could you be an alias for this Jim Darwin trying to make himself seem more important?

2006-07-06 13:52:56 · answer #2 · answered by Swordsman 3 · 0 0

I don't hate Jim Darwin., but I would be within my rights if I did. I mean, the man left Monopoly money in my donation bucket as he exits my answers and occasional questions.

But I suppose he is to be pitied. He has no God and his sole purpose in life is to belittle those who do. The man needs prayer people. Even Jim can be saved if only he will come to the knowledge of the truth.

By the way BILL (if thats your real name) when are you going to repent and be saved?

2006-07-06 14:00:03 · answer #3 · answered by Victor ious 6 · 0 0

Hi, President Clinton, my name is Hank. People hate jim darwin, mostly, because darwin is something they are aspiring to, but don't understand they have turned darwin into a myth solely for his stature on answers web site.

Darwin has done nothing to me. I don't aspire to be like darwin; I aspire to be like Hank Feral. So, with that in mind, I'm not chasing the myth of darwin; something that is as elusive as the perpetual motion machine, not the man--the myth. I have no feelings about darwin. It's tough enough catching myself without having to worry about darwin.

Everybody wants to be the best, and as long as they believe darwin is ahead of them--their envy will rule their behavior.

Until people figure out that they are chasing a legend, not a person, they will always hate that legend just because the legend has attained the status they don't have. That's a character flaw we as human beings are cursed with. The moment people fathom that darwin is an overblown and fictional character, in their own mind, their hate will fade away like early morning dreams that we all have.

Have you met jim darwin? What with him having attained legend status, I imagine in a few more days you'll hear that he is twenty feet tall, and is as broad across the shoulders as Goliath of bible fame. Such is nature of legends and people's imaginations.

President Clinton, my home town is New Madrid. Have you ever visited there? I might be biased but I think it's the most beautiful and historic town alongside the Mississippi River. I don't live there now. But, Sir, every now and then I get to go home, and do a little bit of catfishing.

My grandfather was a commercial fisherman there, so I have seen some big fish. I've heard that some of the catfish even look like jim darwin. My kinfolk don't eat those fish, though. It's been a pleasure to get to communicate with you. I would like to do it again.

Hank Feral

p.s. The name Hank Feral is a psuedonym my sister tagged me with. In small towns all across America there are people who, through no fault of their own, don't know who their real father is. I fit in that category of people.

One day I was trying to find out about my real father by asking her about him. She tired of the questions and tried to shame me by telling me I was the son of the town drunk, Henry Farrel. I'm not shamed that my father didn't think enough of me to be my father, and I never have been.

But, Sis, thought that it would shame me into quiescence, and tried her best to do so. That's how I got my pen name. Why don't you check out my 360 page, and then you might understand why I'm telling you this. HF

2006-07-06 16:21:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't hate Jim Darwin, but I wish he'd get a better avatar.

2006-07-06 14:08:10 · answer #5 · answered by Brigid O' Somebody 7 · 0 0

Who is Jim Darwin, don't know the man, and if I did, I wont hate him.. We cannot despised people for what they are, dislike the wrong they do.

2006-07-06 14:00:17 · answer #6 · answered by Evy 4 · 0 0

Whooohoo! Jim can come over and change all my lightbulbs then! Actually I wasn't aware of "everyone" hating Jim. I must have missed the memo, but he does come up with some pretty cool questions though.

2006-07-06 13:59:27 · answer #7 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 0 0

i heard jim darwin used to be cool

2006-07-06 13:55:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Let me guess YOU are JIm Darwin.

2006-07-06 13:53:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

People hated Jesus too.
Hmm Jesus start with a J and so does Jim...coincidence?
I'm sure Jesus was 10 feet tall too.

2006-07-06 18:04:39 · answer #10 · answered by psych0bug 5 · 0 0

that guy on Yahoo! Answers? I don't hate him.....are YOU Jim Darwin *point finger*?!?!

2006-07-06 13:53:19 · answer #11 · answered by Leroy 4 · 0 0

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