Also did he ever pick his nose? And if he took a s h i t, would it be considered Holy Sh it? Just asking ...
2006-07-06 06:47:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hey Superboy77au .. you need to calm down. Sheeeeeesh! LOL!
2006-07-06 07:09:57 · update #1
Hahahaha...
Apparently he did all those things you mentioned, PLUS all the other things that were recorded in the Bible (though not at the same time).
That's why he's "Jesus," and we're not.
2006-07-06 06:55:16 · answer #1 · answered by Pulse 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What is the aim of asking this question ?
Do you think it's funny to ask such a question ?
Why is it that you have singled out Jesus alone for the subject of such irreverant thoughts ? Why not Buddha or Mohammed as well ?
By the tone of your posting it's obvious you have an antogonistic view of Jesus. Does one need to remind you he is the object of religous devotion to millions of Christians around the world and also regarded highly by our Muslim brothers and sisters.
In a world torn apart by religous hatred why do you feel the need to ask such infantile and disrespectful questions.
Why must Christians constantly suffer these insults to Jesus ?
Are you Jewish ?
God forbid anything be said against Jews or Israel. We would never hear the end of it. But to constantly put down Christ and Christianity is seen as fair game.
Enough is enough. Live and let live. Respect others. Respect others beliefs and you will live a more peaceful life.
2006-07-06 07:03:13 · answer #2 · answered by superboy77au 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, it's not mentioned in the Bible, but since he was a human being, yes. He probably did. There's no commandment that says "Thou shalt not fart."
2006-07-06 06:52:27 · answer #3 · answered by bachlava_9 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the protestants took out the book of bodily functions.
2006-07-06 06:55:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was also human, so I think he did. Still there is the possibility that He did not, by asking God to help Him not embarrass Himself in public.
2006-07-06 07:04:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont know if he ever laid a fart,or anything else for that matter.
2006-07-06 06:51:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if Jesus was a man i should think big farts
respect
shaz
2006-07-06 06:54:20 · answer #7 · answered by sharon B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am shore he did it all. That is a personal matter, only him and his people know.
2006-07-06 06:54:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sure as hell hope so. If not, he would have exploded.
Wait... would that be an example of Christian terrorism?
2006-07-06 06:50:42 · answer #9 · answered by J G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask him,cause i would think so,i dont no anyone today that hasnt !!!!lol
2006-07-06 06:53:23 · answer #10 · answered by ONE FRIENDLYGIRL2NO 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋