Why dont Christians just call god "skydaddy" Isn't that a cool name?

Question

He is in the sky, right? Or is he too lazy to fly?

Answer 1

Funny!!! Damn that was good! Skydaddy works for me. Just another Name of the Divine. Bahahahahaha! Thanks, sweetness. That really made my day! :)

Answer 2

http://www.islamicity.com/Mosque/99names.htm

In the Name of Allah, the Compassionate, the Merciful


ASMÂ ALLÂH UL HUSNÂ
Allah! there is no god but He! To Him belong the Most Beautiful Names. (Qur'an 20:8)
Al-Asmaaul Husna Al-Asmaaul Husna
Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) said: 'To God belongs 99 names, 100 minus 1, anyone who memorizes them will enter Paradise; He (God) is odd (odd number, he is the Only One), and He loves odd numbers (such as 99)'
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Name/Transliteration Translation
Some selected relevant
verses from the Qur'an

ALLÂH Allâh (1:1)(3:18)(5:109)(6:124)(7:180)(8:40)
(16:91)(20:8)(57:5)(65:3)(74:56)(85:20)
AR-RAHMÂN The Most Compassionate,
The Beneficent
The Gracious (1:3)(17:110)(19:58)(21:112)
(27:30)(36:52)(50:33)(55:1)(59:22) (78:38)
AR-RAHÎM The Merciful (2:163)(3:31)(4:100)(5:3)(5:98)
(11:41)(12:53)(12:64)(26:9)(30:5)(36:58)
AL-MALIK The King (20:114)(23:116)(59:23)(62:1)(114:2)
AL-QUDDÛS The Most Holy (59:23) (62:1)
AS-SALÂM The All-Peaceful, The Bestower of peace (59:23)
AL-MU'MIN The Granter of security (59:23)
AL-MUHAYMIN The Protector (59:23)
AL-'AZÎZ The Mighty (3:6) (4:158) (9:40) (9:71) (48:7)
(59:23) (61:1)
AL-JABBÂR The Compeller (59:23)
AL-MUTAKABBIR Supreme in Greatness,
The Majestic (59:23)
AL-KHÂLIQ The Creator (6:102) (13:16) (39:62)(40:62)(59:24)
AL-BÂRI' The Maker (59:24)
AL-MUSAWWIR The Bestower of form,
The Shaper (59:24)
AL-GAFFÂR The Forgiver (20:82)(38:66)(39:5)(40:42)(71:10)
AL-QAHHÂR The Subduer (13:16)(14:48)(38:65)(39:4)(40:16)
AL-WAHHÂB The Bestower (3:8)(38:9)(38:35)
AR-RAZZÂQ The Provider (51:58)
AL-FATTÂH The Opener, The Judge (34:26)
AL-'ALÎM The All-Knowing (2:158)(3:92)(4:35)(24:41)(33:40)
(35:38)(57:6)
AL-QÂBID The Withholder (2:245)
AL-BÂSIT The Expander (2:245)
AL-KHÂFID The Abaser
AR-RÂFI' The Exalter
AL-MU'IZZ The Bestower of honour (3:26)
AL-MUDHILL The Humiliator (3:26)
AS-SAMÎ' The All-Hearing (2:127) (2:137) (2:256) (8:17) (49:1)
AL-BASÎR The All-Seeing (4:58) (17:1) (42:11) (42:27) (57:4) (67:19)
AL-HAKAM The Judge (22:69)
AL-'ADL The Just, The Equitable
AL-LATÎF The Gentle, The Knower of subtleties (6:103) (22:63) (31:16) (33:34) (67:14)
AL-KHABÎR The All-Aware (6:18) (17:30) (49:13) (59:18) (63:11)
AL-HALÎM The Forbearing (2:225) (2:235) (17:44) (22:59) (35:41)
AL-'AZÎM The Incomparably Great (2:255) (42:4) (56:96)
AL-GAFÛR The Forgiving (2:173) (8:69) (16:110) (41:32) (60:7)
ASH-SHAKÛR The Appreciative (35:30) (35:34) (42:23) (64:17)
AL-'ALIYY The Most High (2:255) (4:34) (31:30) (42:4) (42:51)
AL-KABÎR The Most Great (13:9) (22:62) (31:30) (34:23) (40:12)
AL-HAFÎZ The Preserver (11:57) (34:21) (42:6)
AL-MUGHÎTH The Sustainer
AL-HASÎB The Reckoner (4:6) (4:86) (33:39)
AL-JALÎL The Majestic, The Revered, The Sublime
AL-KARÎM The Generous (27:40) (82:6)
AR-RAQÎB The Watchful (4:1) (5:117)
AL-MUJÎB The Responsive (11:61)
AL-WÂSI' The All-Encompassing, The All-Embracing (2:115) (2:261) (2:268) (3:73) (5:54)
AL-HAKÎM The Wise (2:129) (2:260) (31:27) (46:2) (57:1)
(66:2)
AL-WADÛD The Loving One (11:90) (85:14)
AL-MAJÎD The Most Glorious (11:73)
AL-BÂ'ITH The Resurrector (22:7)page 35
ASH-SHAHÎD The Witness (4:79)(4:166)(22:17)(41:53)(48:28)
AL-HAQQ The Truth (6:62)(22:6)(23:116)(31:30)
AL-WAKÎL The Ultimate Trustee, The Disposer of Affairs (3:173) (4:171) (28:28) (33:3) (73:9)
AL-QAWIYY The Most Strong (22:40)(22:74)(42:19)(57:25)(58:21)
AL-MATÎN The Firm One, The Authoritative (51:58)
AL-WALIYY The Protector (3:68) (4:45) (7:196) (42:28) (45:19)
AL-HAMÎD The All-Praised, The Praiseworthy (14:1) (14:8) (31:12) (31:26) (41:42)
AL-MUHSÎ The Reckoner
AL-MUBDI' The Originator (10:4)(10:34)(27:64)(29:19)(85:13)
AL-MU'ÎD The Restorer to life (10:4)(10:34)(27:64)(29:19)(85:13)
AL-MUHYÎ The Giver of life (3:156) (7:158) (15:23)(30:50)(57:2)
AL-MUMÎT The Causer of death (3:156) (7:158) (15:23) (57:2)
AL-HAYY The Ever-Living (2:255)(3:2)(20:111)(25:58)(40:65)
AL-QAYYÛM The Self-Existing by Whom all subsist (2:255) (3:2) (20:111)
AL-WÂJID The Self-Sufficient, The All-Perceiving
AL-MÂJID The Glorified
AL-WÂHID The One (2:163) (5:73) (9:31) (18:110) (37:4)
AS-SAMAD The Eternally Besought (112:2)
AL-QÂDIR The Omnipotent, The Able (6:65) (36:81) (46:33) (75:40) (86:8)
AL-MUQTADIR The Powerful (18:45) (54:42) (54:55)
AL-MUQADDIM The Expediter
AL- MU'AKHKHIR The Delayer (71:4)
AL-AWWAL The First (57:3)
AL-ÂKHIR The Last (57:3)
AZ-ZÂHIR The Manifest (57:3)
AL-BÂTIN The Hidden (57:3)
AL-WÂLÎ The Governor, The Protector
AL-MUTA'ÂLÎ The Most Exalted (13:9)
AL-BARR The Benign, The Source of All-Goodness (52:28)
AT-TAWWÂB The Granter and Accepter of repentence (2:37) (2:128) (4:64) (49:12) (110:3)
AL- MUNTAQIM The Lord of Retribution, The Avenger (32:22) (43:41) (44:16)
AL-'AFUWW The Pardoner (4:99) (4:149) (22:60)
AR-RA'ÛF The Most Kind, The Clement (3:30) (9:117) (57:9) (59:10)
MÂLIK-UL-MULK Owner of the Kingdom (3:26)
DHUL JALÂL WAL IKRÂM Possessor of Majesty and Honour (55:27) (55:78)
AL-MUQSIT The Just, The Equitable (3:18)
AL-JÂME' The Gatherer (3:9)
AL-GHANIYY The All-Sufficient (2:263) (3:97) (39:7) (47:38) (57:24)
AL-MUGHNÎ The Enricher (9:28)
AL-MÂNI' The Preventer of harm
AD-DÂRR The Afflicter
AN-NÂFI' The Benefiter
AN-NÛR The Light (24:35)
AL-HÂDÎ The Guide (25:31)
AL-BADÎ' The Originator (2:117) (6:101)
AL-BÂQÎ The Everlasting (55:27)
AL-WÂRITH The Ultimate Inheritor (15:23)
AR-RASHÎD The Guide
AS-SABÛR The Patient One

Answer 3

In the name of the skydaddy, son, and holy spirit just doesn't sound right. Nice try though.

Answer 4

Blasphemy

Answer 5

That's the Great Bearded Sky Daddy, sitting on a cloud and pointing his bony finger at you.

Answer 6

I'm an atheist, so I might be wrong about this, but it seems like most Christians would not want to call god by a name that sounds like a pimp's name.

Answer 7

I like "skydaddy", but doesn't that limit Him. He is everywhere. He is awesome, omnipresent, omnipotent. Skydaddy just doesn't say it all.

Answer 8

What a great name for a band

Answer 9

That is so disrespectful I would be afraid to be you.
How can you do that
One day you to will die and met your maker ask him when you get there what he thinks> Now that would be cool

Answer 10

It's a cool name.. Maybe, for a band or something..