the most random thing you can say in 3 sentences. funniest one gets best answer.
2006-07-06 05:49:58 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the sentences don't have to be related to one another
2006-07-06 06:17:03 · update #1
A wise man once said "If there is a difficult job to be done, get someone lazy to do it. They will find an easier way."
2006-07-06 06:13:28 · answer #1 · answered by Chris D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Otis is a hotdog and a rotten cabbage on the stove.
Wearing mayonnaise in your hair and putting plastic rap over it makes you look like and alien!
I have a brother he likes to collect boogers so when he got older he fell in love with on of his boogers and married it!!
2006-07-07 08:56:37 · answer #2 · answered by Joe & Nick Lover ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy crap! That touque does not match with that skirt! Johnny, someone stuck a log in the toilet again and I'm taking a shower!
2006-07-06 13:39:18 · answer #3 · answered by Vanessa<3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like to wear pantyhose. I enjoy putting honey all over my hairy chest. At night i sleep with a teddy bear named johnny thrust.
2006-07-06 13:18:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
by the way--on that one question about head n shoulders, the guy was being perverted. i don't know if you caught that or not---he wanted head n shoulders to be called "head" (sick huh?) I knew he was talking about that because of his ID which is horny...
just lookin out for ya!
2006-07-06 19:11:26 · answer #5 · answered by ▲▼▲▼ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this isnt about the Q u answerd my Q what are u getting in trouble 4
2006-07-06 19:07:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What if they had bra pucker? They could also haeva butt pucker. The little voice in my head said that would b a good idea.
2006-07-06 12:56:10 · answer #7 · answered by Bosnian_chic_2012 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i fasted my break.
he has 3 sons and all 3 are boys.
the color of his red car is red!
2006-07-06 13:27:21 · answer #8 · answered by pinkcloud2015 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋