my took place today, i want to see if anyone else has had a similar experience.
2006-07-06 05:47:10 · 15 answers · asked by bee 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i farted and followed through at work once.as i work in a bar i went to the toilet to remove my undercrackers and clean myself up and found no toilet roll.i removed my shirt to absorb the mess and cudnt flush it down the loo as it was too big.so i had to leave the toilet,semi naked and clutching a shirt covered in my poo poo.
ive had better days !!
2006-07-06 05:54:31 · answer #1 · answered by marmitemanuk 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Once when I was on holidays with my family my brother and I went to the beach while Mum and Dad went off somewhere. I went in my bikini and shorts. We went swimming and I got dumped by a wave. When I got up my bikini top was gone! My brother and I looked for it but it was nowhere. He had no shirt, and neither did I, so I had to spend the whole day topless. For the first hour it was SO embarrassing but after that I got used to it. At least I got a great tan.
2006-07-11 01:37:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was alone in the house, as my parents were on holiday. One morning after having a long lie, I decided to go and have a shower, and since no one was in the house I went down naked, and when I passed the tumble dryer on the way, I noticed the stuff was done so I bent down to sort it all out, however when I stood back up again, I was looking out of the window, and the gardener was looking right back as he was filling up his watering can (literally, not figuratively!!!) from the tap in the wall.
At least he didn't see my clematis!
2006-07-06 06:49:39 · answer #3 · answered by yodellingdolphinofkirkwall 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bumping into you NAKED
By I was proud
Didn`t it show
EL Mariarche
I had a similar incident
I got stung by a bee on my pecker too
The only thing the Manager had to cool it down was milk
I was in agony ( so you can imagine )
I ran fast as hell to the toilet
Not realising I ran into the ladies
Put my pecker in the milk to cool it down and stop the swelling
Well would you believe it a woman walked in
She saw what I was doing and said
I ALWAYS WONDERED HOW YOU FILLED THEM
2006-07-09 22:01:33 · answer #4 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my sister bought me a pair ov pants to wear to school a day after april fools, she got it marked down at 49cents, so she tucked in the tag then when we got to school, she helped me adjust them, and she brought the tag out and everyone cracked up, I got home and burned the pants, no really I did.
and
me and a crush were talking, and my friend saw her crushwho didnt like her, so she hid under the cafeteria table, and came back up, knocking my chocolate milk and brocolli and cheese all over the both ov us, and the thing is I tried 2 get out of the way, but I fell back flat on ma fuc'in' *ss and she fell on top of me as the food landed in my face and all over the bith ov us. looking bak, i'm now lmfao at it.
2006-07-09 13:47:48 · answer #5 · answered by dreamerr<3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, chatting to the guy i really really really really fancy, and my best mate, with a load of my peers around me... and a sea gull pooed all over my face! a really big sloppy one that went in my hair and my eyes and everything. and then he died laughing. Soon everyone in my year at college knew and every now and then people still bring it up and have a right laugh at me!I have never been more mortified. what happened to you??
2006-07-06 05:52:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well when i was 7 i was wearing a dress and went 2 this fun day thing and went on those bouncey castle slide things and when i went down my dress went up and everyone saw my pants from the ground
2006-07-10 09:39:04 · answer #7 · answered by Chesh » 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Iwas working in a shop selling baby clothes and asked a customer when her baby was due and yes you guessed it, she was not pregnant.
2006-07-11 03:33:38 · answer #8 · answered by littleredgeisha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i once got caught having sex with a zebra, by the aardvark i was going out with at the time.
2006-07-11 08:44:57 · answer #9 · answered by sid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I fell off my chair in front of my crush!!!!! And he just laughed and said it was hilarious!!!!!!
And everyoone was laughing so hard!!! But I just laughed with them
2006-07-06 06:13:08 · answer #10 · answered by $$avacadOheadd. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋