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I have had dreads for 2 1/2 years so I obviously know the correct way of making them. Sometimes people ask me "how do you get dreads?". I always want to make up an outragious story but can't think fast enough.

can you help me come up with an unbelievably outragious story?

ps go to http://www.knottyboy.com to find out how to really make dreads and clear up all the myths

2006-07-06 05:40:51 · 6 answers · asked by dino38 2 in Beauty & Style Hair

6 answers

It could be the residue of an alien viral infection that entered your brain through your scalp. It talks to you at night. It tells you to burn nag chappa and play the bongos. I Don't do anything man, I'm a human being, not a human doing.

Perhaps it's the ultimate realization of your bondage fantasies manifesting into reality as a self fullfilled carry anywhere set of lover ties?

You're in the know, and just waiting for matted hair to replace gold as the new economical standard for this great nation of ours.

heh heh heh

2006-07-06 05:50:41 · answer #1 · answered by copromethias 2 · 2 1

first you have to not wash your hair for about a month. After you've survived a whole month, you want to get a bunch of dirt to put in your scalp area to soak up some of that dirt and oil. Now you are ready to dread! Start twisting and tangling those bad boys. Never wash your scalp or your dreads will fall out. You might even want to get a perm before you start as your hair has to look kinda nappy.

2006-07-06 05:52:09 · answer #2 · answered by moveplease 6 · 0 0

*you got lost in the jungle without a brush and nature did the rest. When u finally got rescued you decided to leave it.
*you got lost in the jungle without rope and had to grow your hair in order to make ropes to tie things with.

(I'm crying inside because I actually do have locks and I think some people would believe this story)

2006-07-11 05:58:22 · answer #3 · answered by candy 3 · 0 0

Beeswax.. part each strand of hair as if you are going to brand it and put beeswax on each, then twist it.
Do this everyday until they begin to lock up

2006-07-06 05:44:52 · answer #4 · answered by PG 4 · 0 1

TARZAN PROVIDES COLLEGE COURSES AT HARVARD FOR MAKING DREADLOCKS. HIS WIFE JANE BEING THE ENGLISH GIRL SHE IS. GIVES COURSES ON HOW TO UNTANGLE THEM. PEACE OUT! SAVE THE TREES

2006-07-06 05:51:46 · answer #5 · answered by Jake 1 · 0 0

you need distilled monkey spittle then work it in for a few days

2006-07-06 05:45:02 · answer #6 · answered by mesun1408 6 · 0 0

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