If I commit the unforgivable sin will you leave me alone LOL?

Question

The unforgivable sin:

Matthew 12:31-32
Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men. And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.

Mark 3:29
But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.

Luke 12:10
But unto him that blasphemeth against the Holy Ghost it shall not be forgiven

Ok so here goes:

The Holy Ghost is teh suxors. Up his butt with a coconut :P

Oooops now I did it! I'm goin to h e double hockey sticks fo' shizzle!

Woah I just had a revelation:

And it came to pass that the Holy Spirit descended upon me and sayeth unto me: Nay sinner up YOUR butt with a coconut!

Answer 1

LOL--best laugh of the day--so far. Thanks--but expect the nut cases on here to damn you to hell--but like you said, by their way of thinking, you're a lost cause.

Answer 2

If thinking for yourself is defined by Christianity as a 'sin', then I guess that technically, you have 'sinned'. Will this affect anything? Only your personal state of mind and well-being. You won't go to hell or anything -- they've long since stopped the connection from Atlanta. Seriously, I think you're depressing yourself for the sake of an irrational system of ideas for which there is no objective evidence. The more I see people made unhappy by their beliefs, the more I'm convinced that on balance, organized religion does a lot more harm than good. At least have a try at seeing religion from another viewpoint. Don't just accept what people say at face value; why should they know better than you? You're an intelligent person -- you should be free to make up your own mind.

Answer 3

I wouldn't think that an unforgivable sin would be so easy to commit. I personally thing that sinning against the Holy Ghost is something that you are probably not capable of. Have fun alone. LOL

Answer 4

الخبراء العسكريون فوجئوا بتطوير مداها. والوزارة المصغرة تخطط لمنطقة عازلة شمال القطاع


رام الله ـ الناصرة ـ القدس العربي ـ من وليد عوض وزهير اندراوس: أعطي رئيس الوزراء الإسرائيلي إيهود أولمرت الضوء الأخضر لقوات الاحتلال لشن غارات عسكرية علي مواقع الحكومة الفلسطينية التي شكلتها حركة حماس، وكذلك الغارات التي تهدف لتصفية مسؤولين عن عمليات إطلاق الصواريخ أو المحرضين عليها. كما قـررت الحـكومة الأمنية الإسرائيلية امس إقـامة منطقة أمنية شمال غزة بحجة منع هجمات الصواريخ

Answer 5

I'm so sorry that you feel the way you do, but when the time comes for you to be held accountable, you'll be even MORE sorry! The Scripture says, "It is a DANGEROUS thing to fall into the hands of the living God." Will I leave you alone? Yes, if you want me to. Will God leave you alone? Never! You will cut YOURSELF off from Him; His tears and sadness in this time will be unequaled.

Answer 6

Why would you even play with that? It's like summoning PIN HEAD or Bloody Mary and then getting mad when they kill you or destroy the world. In this case though, in the real world, you are disobeying a direct command from the bible and even quoting it. I hope you work it out then.

Answer 7

Are you foolish? The Holy Spirit is never a joke.

Answer 8

Actually, yes I would because I would give up on you just like the Holy Spirit would give up on you.

Answer 9

haha. . . well i just had to answer this question. . . no that would of course draw me towards you considering the fact that i do not believe in sins. . . or in other words. . . sins are a part of life. . . i would most openlyh accept any form of sin you want to throw at me. . . even murder. . . so have fun. . . is that the answer you were looking for??

Answer 10

You'd throw yourself into hell for this stupidity and just to get some attention? Get a counselor if you're that messed up.