was joan of ark realy noahs wife?

Answer 1

I've just splurted red wine all over my keyboard reading your question - a classic!

Nice one.

Answer 2

Wow...just...wow...

Joan of Arc (or Jeanne d'Arc) was a spiritual leader in the early to mid-1400s. She attempted to fend of an English invasion of France and was later burned at the stake.

Noah is a biblical figure, depicted in Chapters 5-9 of Genesis. He built a large ark to save his family and livestock from a great flood which destroyed all other life. He was separated from Adam & Eve by only ten generations - and scientists have placed the time of the "great flood" sometime between 3000 and 3300 BC.

These two historical and religious figures are seperated by about 4500 years - I really don't think they were married.

Answer 3

YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!!
Noah built an ark and was on it for 40 days!
Joan of ark was a french women who fought against the british because God told her to and she was executed by the british.
Thousands of years apart!!!

Answer 4

Noah lived a long time before Joan of Ark. In fact, there were on eight people that came off the ark. You need to study your Bible before you ask stupid questions. Genesis 6: 18 But with thee will I establish my covenant; and thou shalt come into the ark, thou, and thy sons, and thy wife, and thy sons' wives with thee.

Answer 5

Thanks for the laugh. Have you noticed how many people have actually tried to be serious about this?
God bless you.
BTW did you know that noah was an excellent business man?
He floated a business when the whole world was under inflation.

And have you heard of the smallest man in the bible?
The roman soldier who slept on his watch.

And then there is the two short fellows Knee high miah, and billdad the shoe hite.

Answer 6

Joan of Arc lived well after Noah, 1412-1431. Plese check out this web site for information on her life:

http://archive.joan-of-arc.org/

Answer 7

Since Noah lived in B.C and Joan lived in medieval France, I doubt it.

Answer 8

No.

St. Joan of Arc was one of five children born to Jacques d'Arc and Isabelle Romee. Shepherdess. She was a Mystic. From the age of 13 she received visions from Saint Margaret of Antioch, Saint Catherine of Alexandria, and Michael the Archangel.

In the early 15th century, England, in alliance with Burgundy, controlled most of what is modern France. In May 1428 Joan's visions told her to find the true king of France and help him reclaim his throne. She resisted for more than three years, but finally went to Charles VII in Chinon and told him of her visions. Carrying a banner that read "Jesus, Mary", she led troops from one battle to another. She was severely wounded, but her victories from 23 February 1429 to 23 May 1430 brought Charles VII to the throne. Captured by the Burgundians during the defence of Compiegne, she was sold to the English for 10 thousand francs. She was put on trial by an ecclesiastical court conducted by Cauchon, Bishop of Beauvais, a supporter of England, and was excuted as a heretic. In 1456 her case was re-tried, and Joan was acquitted (23 years too late).

"About Jesus Christ and the Church, I simply know they're just one thing, and we shouldn't complicate the matter." - Saint Joan of Arc, as recorded at her trial
Born
6 January 1412 at Greux-Domremy, Lorraine, France
Died
burned alive on 30 May 1431 at Rouen, France
Beatified
11 April 1905 by Pope Saint Pius X
Canonized
16 May 1920 by Pope Benedict XV
Name Meaning
God is gracious
Patronage
captives; France; imprisoned people; martyrs; opposition of Church authorities; people ridiculed for their piety; prisoners; rape victims; soldiers; WACs; WAVES; Women Appointed for Voluntary Emergency Service; Women's Army Corps

Representation
bareheaded girl in armor with sword, lance or banner

Answer 9

No, There is no mention of the name of Noah's wife in the bible. She is just referred to as "Noah's wife"

Answer 10

Yes, and on a completely unrelated topic, I'd like to discuss investment opportunities in the bridge market with you.

Answer 11

No, but Caesar was the "Salad Dressing Dude".

Be Excellent to Each Other!

Am I the only one who gets this reference?