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Act like it didn't even happen.

2006-07-06 05:18:15 · answer #1 · answered by Dan 3 · 3 2

Apologise with a smile, don't make a big thing out of, and carry on with conversation. If she acts disgusts or shocked then dump her, 99% of the population fart, it's a natural bodily function.

2006-07-07 15:23:45 · answer #2 · answered by Stephen H 4 · 0 0

Ive been on a first when the girl had accidentally farted she went bright red and pretended it never happened!! we were play fighting on the couch when boooom it happened !! i was like **** was that wot i think it was and then i looked at her face and it was obvious!! i felt embarrassed for her!!

2006-07-06 12:24:43 · answer #3 · answered by scott s 3 · 0 0

Paste on a slightly embarrassed expression then move the conversation onward.
What would you have me do? Laugh and exclaim loudly what I have done then jump and the table/chair/etc. screaming over some random laud topic.

2006-07-08 03:36:09 · answer #4 · answered by demonicdisciple 3 · 0 0

I would politely ask the lady if she would like to fart also.
It's called 'etiquette'.

2006-07-06 12:21:22 · answer #5 · answered by fiend_indeed 4 · 0 0

Blame it on a squeaky floorboard!

2006-07-07 18:38:27 · answer #6 · answered by Simonster 2 · 0 0

shes gonna dump u dude

2006-07-06 13:29:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Fart till you drop!

2006-07-06 20:06:57 · answer #8 · answered by Kapitan Mayon 2 · 0 0

Nothing, so what , even the queen farts

2006-07-06 12:21:17 · answer #9 · answered by Bob The Builder 5 · 0 0

kill my date and anyone else present who might be able to pass this terrible knowledge on to potential further dates.

2006-07-06 12:20:06 · answer #10 · answered by arnoldlayne_uk1980 2 · 0 0

blame the dog

2006-07-06 12:18:38 · answer #11 · answered by gwaz 5 · 0 0

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