If you had to make the choice, would you rather be executed by:?

Question

1: Disembowelment
2: Sawn in Half lengthways (starting at the groin)
3: Lowered feet first on to a spinning helicopter blade
4: Skinned alive and then thrown into a bath of vinegar

Answer 1

you are warped! but proberly 3 it sounds less painful then the rest

Answer 2

5

Answer 3

1: Because they all suck and at least that way I can get into the papers. I will have a few drinks the night before, then after I am disembowled I will hold up my guts and say, "hey, I thought you promised a disinfectent" then everybody would get a good laugh and the people killing me would think in the future that they had better be more carefull how they say things because people in the future would not be so nice and so concerned about them having a chuckle. They would also realize that a person with his stomach out in the air is prone to infection.
b

Answer 4

The helicopter blade, because your body would most likely not feel all the pain. It would be too much. When the blades hit my feet, I'd either pass out from the the pain initially; or as i was lowered, my rapid loss of blood would put me in a dream-like state (shock) , and I'd probably just fall asleep (well, into a coma) and die.
Course...if i knew about the whole situation before it happened, I'd proabably die of an asthma attack due to the anxiety of knowing when and where and how I was going to die.

Answer 5

Personally I don't think you can beat a good public hanging for pure entertainment value, but if I were to be 'drawn and quartered' as well, all of the elements of options 2. and 3. would be there, so probably I'd go for that (couldn't do 4, allergic to vinegar). I mean you have to consider the crowd don't you, after all they made the effort to turn up.

Answer 6

This one made me chew the fat, as it were,1/ Dip into a "WINE''vinegar, after skinnig, of course(HAW-HAW), if u have it to hand & leave the bit......cough.....person to marinate for a couple of hours............ 2/Saw the bas....erm....me in half lenghways(in a bath.or the like---less mess----ensuring u leve no evidence/gore)........ 3/ Disembowel her...m... wiithin 2/3 days or flies will attract interest.......& nosy neighbours!!!.........and boil the offal within(my Duke loved it!!!!....loveS it when I buy him some!!!))........and, finally, with practice my friend, joint the cheating twa......errrr......the body in small pieces, and freeze for future dinig/entertaining!!! However, if u are new to this line, what u suggest is perfectly adequate for then making burgers(though unless u own ur own helicopter, u could arouse suspicion!!!!). PS/moving away immediately after each 'EVENT'(we'll call it!!) is advisable... and regular change of name does help. All the best....(THEY DESERVE IT..DO IT!!!!).....Phil Collins(this week!)

Answer 7

i'd rather have the choice of being skinned from my head to my nipples sawn in half lenghtways to my navel then placed gently in a bath of boiling vinegar

Answer 8

i would like to be skinned alive then had vinegar poured on me as someone disembowled me while i was pulled feet first towards a helicopter blade so that it could cut me in half fromthe groin up.

i never was very good at making up my mind.

Answer 9

3 because theres still a chance i could run fast enough over the blades. Very slim but still a chance lol.
BTW that has got to be the sickest question I have ever seen on here!

Answer 10

I reckon 3 has got to be the quickest and least painful ... though 2 sounds like a good option as well.

Answer 11

it is sawn not sawed....you were right and the person who said it is "sawed" was wrong.

I would go for the helicopter blades....it would be scary being lowered onto them but then it would be a pretty quick death.