hey the funniest answer gets 10points;)
2006-07-06 04:59:23 · 12 answers · asked by CC 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you crushed an ant.... so you got arrested ! Lols!
2006-07-06 05:06:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you became unconscious and rolled down a hill near the ocean where a shark ate you whole. The shark thought you tasted digusting so he spit you out on a sunny beach. At the beach you got so tan no one knew who you were. By the time you got to your street it was dark and every one was sleeping. You tried to get in your room through the window but got in the wrong house. They called the cops and you were arrested. When you called you family they came and said they didn't know you because of your tan. In the end you died a month later because no one came to bail you out.
2006-07-06 12:14:15 · answer #2 · answered by GravityGirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You were falling and Superman saved you only to find an innocent boy struggling so he let you go falling. The boy was straining and asked what he was doing so Superman assisted him.. by a farting contest only to see that Superman's fart was so loud and had so much turbulence that you flew back up the building where you fell from. So Superman apologized for such a sloppy rescue and gave you a foot massage. lol
2006-07-06 12:12:25 · answer #3 · answered by Betty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you yelled "momma! I need a band aid!" then she came out of the house saw that you had no injury what so ever, grounded you for lying, locked you in your bedroom on the second floor without supper. then she cut down the tree you fell from and made a giant fire. but the fire was to close to the house and lit it on fire, but since the fire was right next to the door, she couldn't come in to unlock the door of your bedroom so you could get out. and since your bedroom was on the second floor you couldn't jump out thewindow to save yourself because the firemen weren't there yet with the giant trampoline, and so.....yes, you did die.
2006-07-06 12:33:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You landed in a ditch in Denver and were pulled under ground by a group of midget clones all named Mortenson. They made you their god and worship you by washing your feet with tomato juice.
2006-07-06 12:03:37 · answer #5 · answered by Dark Light 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're a missed free throw - courtesy of one Shaquille O'Neal.
2006-07-06 12:06:07 · answer #6 · answered by Vosot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depending on how you landed, you either became shorter or flatter.
2006-07-12 19:03:13 · answer #7 · answered by all things mystical 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u came to this site to spend time with all the other losers here
2006-07-06 12:16:51 · answer #8 · answered by corbin909 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on how you landed.
2006-07-06 12:32:16 · answer #9 · answered by rosie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU FELL OUT THE WINDOW AFTER YOUR GIRLFRIEND SMACKED YOU
2006-07-06 12:28:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋