How Old was that bannana?

Question

IT was all black and crystle like

it was in asda's carpark

Dang i can't spell :(

Answer 1

KNOWING HOW BLACK THE BANANA WAS WOULD HELP IN DETERMINING THE AGE OF THE THING.

THE CRYSTAL LIKE TEXTURE WOULD HAVE BEEN DIRECTLY CONTRIBUTED TO BY THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE WHO HAD WALKED ON SAID BANANA.BEING IN ASDA CAR PARK I WOULD SAY A LOT.

AND THE RECENT SPATE OF HOT WEATHER BEING AROUND THE 30'S FOR SOME DAYS.

I WOULD SAY DON'T TRY TO DETERMINE THE AGE OF THE BANANA.
ONLY TRY TO REALISE THERE IS NO BANANA

Answer 2

well considerign its proximity to the likely location of purchase and allowing reasonable time for transit from the banana growing plantation (I am not sure wherre this is done, I will guess at Africa, South America or the Carribean, but with the speed of airtravel in the modern world it probably doesnt matter). However,t ehy could of course transport it by boat in which case the question becomes somewhat more complex due to the comparatively slow movement of the boat and the therefore increased difference in travel time between the mentioned locations.

Now when you mention the age of the banana, from what point are we counting? are we taking the Catholic approach and judging life as commencing from the point at which Mr and Mrs Banana plant decided they loved each other very much and they wanted to make a baby banana, or are we judging from the point at which some mean old man came along with a machete (or similar device) and seperated the baby from the mother banana (a situation analagous to the cutting of the umbilical cord which connects the baby to the nourishing placenta).

So, you will see that the question is more complicated than it might seem. I have obviouslt not been able to witness the condition of the banana. If it had recently departed it's adopted homeland of Asda then it seems reasonable to suppose that it was fresh and remained yellow or perhaps even with tinges of green. If however it had been on the floor discarded for a more significant period then it may have brown or even black portions. All this is of course essential knowledge to any individual who wishes to accurately and scientifically conclude the age of a banana (or any similar fruit).

But all things considered I would say: 5 weeks 2 days and 17 hours (give or take 12 minutes)

Answer 3

8 days

Answer 4

With the recent spate of hot weather it's quite feasible that the banana was only about a month old.

Answer 5

3 days 2hr 56 minutes 17 secs

Answer 6

3 weeks

Answer 7

clearly it was quite old, however, it is NOT BORING that spiders lay their eggs in the ends of bananas, it is actually quite scary and something that people need to know. Laura Hardy, you were far from bored when I told you, in fact you were bricking it, and to my knowledge you have never eaten the end of a banana since. ner ner.

Answer 8

about 5 months old

Answer 9

I'm gonna hazard a guess at twelve months?

Am I close, am I warm,?? Ah hayl, I knew I dropped that thing somewhere.,

Answer 10

Ooooh, judging from the pain in my belly it was definitely too old to eat.