I NEeD HELP ON THIS!!!!!?

Question

I WORK WITH WHAT IS EASILY THE MOST DISTGUSTING PERSON ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH. SHE HAS THE WORST BODY ODOR, SHE ALWAYS TALKS, EATS LIKE A PIG, CHEWS WITH HER MOUTH OPEN, FARTS CONSTANTLY, IS NASTY AS HELL, IS ALWAYS TRYING TO GET EVERYONE IN THE OFFICE IN TROUBLE, CAN'T DO HER JOB RIGHT, FARTS CONSTANTLY, HAS A TERRIBLE PERSONALITY, THINKS SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING, STINKS OF NASTY BODY ODOR, WEIGHS ABOUT 500 POUNDS AND COMPLAINS ABOUT IT, BUT THEN SCARFS DOWN MCDONALD'S JUST ABOUT EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK, FARTS CONSTANTLY, AND HAS BAD BODY ODOR. THERE IS NO REDEEMING QUALITY TO THIS PERSON. WHAT WOULD YOU DO??

YES THIS PERSON IS REAL, MANAGEMENT HAS DONE NOTHING TO IMPROVE THE SITUATION. PLEASE, NO MORE BIBLE VERSES OR "GET OVER IT ANSWERS" THIS IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM.

OKAY, FOR ALL YOU SMART A$$ES OUT THERE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT I AM PERFECT, BUT AT LEAST I SHOWER AND DON'T PASS GAS IN THE OFFICE FOR ALL TO SMELL.

Answer 1

If my boss was doing nothing about it, I would try his/her supervisor. If that's not an option, I would change jobs. My guess is it's not going to change. If you don't want to leave the company, can you ask for a transfer?

Answer 2

I work with this snotty little know it all who isn't even literate enough to find the caps key on her keyboard. I've seen her paperwork and she obviously doesn't know how to use Spell Check either. She is so busy watching me all the time that she isn't doing her own job. She's in my personal space so much that I think she likes the way I smell or something. Maybe she's a lesbian? She's always trying to engage me in conversation, even when she can plainly see that I'm eating my lunch. I feel so embarrassed to have to answer her with my mouth full, but she stands there next to me sniffing and demanding an answer. She's making me very uncomfortable. What can I do - report her to the boss?

Answer 3

if you are not the only person experiencing problems with this individual then you should write a letter of petition and give it to your super. But you should try having an honest conversation with her and the problems she causes and how she is a distraction to the work place. Believe it or not some people honestly don't know they are that much of a turn off.

Answer 4

The only 2 things that you can do is 1) go to your boss and tell him/her that you can't properly do or concentrate on your job with this person in the office. and if that doesn't work 2) quit

Answer 5

Clearly you are perfect and should be helping people who are not at your level. The world would be a better place if we all could be just like you. Thin and fragrant and so well mannered.
Why don't you offer your friendship and help her see the error of her ways. Or maybe you just need to admit that you love her and want her but are afraid of what people might think.

Answer 6

Rom 12:9 Let love be without hypocrisy. Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good.
Rom 12:10 In love of the brethren be tenderly affectioned one to another; in honor preferring one another;

Answer 7

Unless you are her boss, there is not much you can do. If you're lucky, her boss will also notice her deficiencies and do something about it. Otherwise, the only thing you can do is quit or attempt to get transferred to a position where you can minimize your contact with her. Sorry!

Answer 8

accidently pour something smelly over her so that she HAS to have a shower, keep buying her body spray until she gets the point, tell her to stop farting and chewing with her mouth full and book her in for weight watchers!!!!

Answer 9

Laugh

Answer 10

I would start looking into all the latest little debbies and tasty cakes and start buying her a box everyday so she'd get so fat she'd have to work at home. so see if you can write Micky D'
s and other fat people foods off on your taxes and FEED HER!!!!