how do you resolve flatulence problems?

Question

just as a matter of interest.

Answer 1

Go for a dump.

Answer 2

Depends what your problem is...do you feel like your flatulence is not effective enough-not as offensive or as loud as you wish? Or do you think you're too effective?

The answer to both scenarios is the food you eat. Your body is having a conflict with one or more types of food you are consuming. Find out which ones they are by process of elimination and either-

1) eat more to increase social offense or
2) eat less/none of those foods that defy your body so people will want to be around you again.

Answer 3

Use flatulence wisely:

blame the wife

or

wait until she is half asleep and play burglars (fart and ask her if she can hear noises down stairs.... tell her to hide under the covers while you go have a look) lmao

Answer 4

You can buy this product called Beano that helps with digestion and is suppose to reduce gas. Have not tried it but I guess it works.

Answer 5

fltulence or farting is caused by what u eat hence the combination of smells green veg are more potent than others also alcohol conumption can lead to smelly farts as well

Answer 6

Try using a cork, (temporary method)

Changing your diet is the best and safest bet though

Answer 7

Don't - make the most of it and once you've done it make big hand swiping movements to waft in into someone's face

Answer 8

Dont mix vegatables and starchy carbs,and be careful how much fibre you eat

Answer 9

Eat slower.

Answer 10

you will have to find out which food causes it through trying different things. or it could be eating too fast.

Answer 11

medicine from a drug store, like beano. if it's really bad, go see a doctor. you may have intestinal problems.