i stink and im ugly,no one likes me which is understandable.but women keep falling for me?

Question

it started in 1704 when i was just a pup.and the pox was rife.but if phlegm rhymes with pushbike where am i supposed to begin.non stop voices in my brain telling me to write these things.ICECREAM U ***** no no,nooooo it hurts.

Answer 1

OMG, I should never you leave you alone on the computer, I'm scared what I married now...god speed August when you'll be back in the safety and comfort of our home LMFAO

Answer 2

women keep falling in front of you cuz you smell. They are flopping over dead! 1704 was a good year, especially for Phlem Pox and the great mouse marathon accompanied with the black plague.

I bit the rats tongue and displayed it's head on my window to show the other rats their fate if they come for me. Well, they did and tore my flesh off. now I walk the great hall torn and tattered dropping little globs of puss everywhere but lapping them up with the disembowled rats I kill for food. Oh boy the voices are telling me something....whats that...take prozac...oh happy pill!!! there coming to take me away!!!!!

Answer 3

do you really want women to leave you alone? i think you should just go with the flow. cause pretty soon you'll be old and ugly and the women will be all over you even more and you'll wish you were locked up in a padded cell banging ur head against the wall

Answer 4

Want women to leave you alone? Do what I did, I stopped licking my ears in public.

Answer 5

I hope your in a padded cell

Answer 6

i love it when my girl doesnt wash

i love her to stink

specially her pitts and her feet

oh yeh, feet

Answer 7

what the hell is up with that????