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All day long, every day God is busy keeping track of who sleeps with whom, and who was allowed to sleep with whom. I'm sure He must get tired of it.

Can't we just help Him a little, by having one sex-less day each year? I'm sure it would make Him very happy and relaxed.

2006-07-06 01:56:14 · 25 answers · asked by Thinx 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I'm sure god gets off on telling people who they can and can't sleep with. He does it everyday. Maybe he needs to get laid. We can hook him up with Athena or Tiamat or Isis.

2006-07-06 02:03:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

In far too many marriages, people go for months on end without sex. Way too many single people also do without sex, because they aren't fortunate enough to "get lucky".

I don't see anything Godly or un-Godly about any of this. Sometimes, life just happens that way. Although the Muslims believe that they are not to have sex during the day while their holy time of Ramadan is going on. (However, I imagine that they make up for lost time once the sun goes down.) I'm not a Muslim, so I can't explain the rationale for Ramadan or anything else in their religion.

2006-07-06 09:09:34 · answer #2 · answered by Booboobabies 2 · 0 0

Shame on God for snooping who you're sleeping with! He's a meddler, and you want me to help him? No way! I have a better solution. Why don't religions stop caring about what happens in people's bedrooms? Haven't you noticed that while you're at it, you're less likely to be thinking of evil things? Even Hitler looked like a good guy when he was having sex. If some people had better and more sex, they wouldn't be screwing people in the other sense of the word: they wouldn't be thinking what to do next, to make our lives impossible.

2006-07-06 09:20:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

At what point did you think God becomes weary of any thing? He is God - and he does not become weary - only we humans become weary of other humans who do not recognize that God is above all we can even fathom.

And you are free to have sex-less days each year if you want, but I find them to be God-given joys of my marriage and prefer not to refrain from the joys he has blessed my husband and I with. Enough said.

2006-07-06 09:05:25 · answer #4 · answered by dph_40 6 · 0 0

Only one day? Although sex is good for the body health-wise but too much sex is also bad. Sex is not the only thing good in this world. There are a lot of things to do.

2006-07-06 09:15:23 · answer #5 · answered by Joey 1 · 0 0

There are several days out of the year that I don't have sex, so I have done what you think is a good idea, times 5.

2006-07-06 09:29:34 · answer #6 · answered by Laurissa DLP 2 · 0 0

He isnt watching over who sleeps with who. We have 'free will' to make right and wrong dicisions. Its not like he is going to stop someone from sleeping with another. Im not quite sure I understnad you. If you think God needs a break then please partake in what you are asking. Then feels suffice

2006-07-06 08:59:46 · answer #7 · answered by hispeach128 2 · 0 0

When God told you not to have sex? Was only the Catholic church that try to impose their will on your body.
Remember Fornicating under the Command of the King? why?

2006-07-06 08:59:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I getting pretty old. I can manage taking off a lot of days a year.

2006-07-06 08:59:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ths simplest answer is, have sex EVERY DAY with your legitimate partner; so there is no need to bother God anyway!!!

2006-07-06 09:02:32 · answer #10 · answered by Sidhart1 1 · 0 0

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