how do u get a girlfriend?

Answer 1

not on the internet
go somewhere and meet some girls

Answer 2

I met mine online and we're soulmates. We talk on the phone daily and everything now. Look everywhere and find girls that you get along with - and definitely make sure that there's some common ground between you two. The whole opposites attract saying is a load of crap and will only lead to conflicts and trouble in the end. Become their friend, talk to them regularly and eventually just ask the one you like most out on a date, go on a few dates and see how well you two get along and when the time's right, ask her to be your girlfriend. Or you can take the more bold approach like me, skip the whole dating game b/s and just ask her to be your girlfriend once you know her long enough and well enough.

Answer 3

The best way to get a girlfriend is the be a cool guy, be nice and treat the gals well. That will hlep them find interest in you. Then as you deal with them on a casual level you will most likely see what you are looking for in at least one or a few of them. Just remember, always be your true self and whatever you do, respect a woman always.

Answer 4

unlike some of the absurd answers you're getting, I'll be real with you.
Girls need to know you're approachable too - they need to know that they can talk to you intellectually and comfortably - they like to be treated as equal as everyone else - and what they think and feel matters too.
It's not about just having a girlfriend - it's about having a relationship with someone you have interests with. Find a girl with the same morals and values that you have and start from there. If you both can relate to subjects of interest, it can go from there. That's a way to get started - by getting to know them and letting them know you. If your intentions are sex, she'll know that and walk away. Girls are the more caring sex and are looking for a relationship of trust, love, and commitment as well as being an equal to their partner. If you can give this to a girl, she'll give it back to you threefold. So know what you're looking for in a girl before you look.
Good luck!

Answer 5

Why did you remove your (oral) question?

Ok! So maybe you're just shy?

How old are you?

Here goes:

Well, you are a guy... You have a mouth? Do you have fingers and hands?

Tease her... Kiss her all over her neck, blah-blah (foreplay is VERY IMPORTANT) then move downwards... (I hope she shaves for your part)
Take the pants off (slowly) this is a crucial point where she will either scram away or spread it - if she is shy - spread them for her!

Maybe you should lick a few lollypops to practise... Finding the clitoris is not that hard - listen to her response and breathing... You can't go wrong with startng it of soft and gentle... Working it harder and faster...

Good luck (give her a good lick and she'll come back for more!)

Answer 6

girls love confidence but hate cocky. be proud of who you are but don't be full of yourself. be sweet and caring. girls love feeling wanted, adored, loved, and beautiful! you should always listen to her and respect her feelings/opinions even if you don't understand or agree with them.

have some hobbies. things that you're interested in. once you realize how to be happy without the girlfriend, you'll find one. plus it'll give you stuff to talk about, and something to teach her. but make sure you go out and meet people. be social. have your friends introduce you. and don't be on the girlfriend hunt. go out strictly to have fun. girls have a sort of radar that lets them know when guys are just looking for booty. and trust me, those guys get turned down faster then you could imagine.

when the time is right and the right girl comes along - it'll all happen for you.

Answer 7

Step 1 - get off your a** and out into the world
Step 2 - find pretty girl (be sure to not overshoot yourself on the number scale, for more information, contact me or someone else who responded to you)
Step 3 - open mouth
Step 4 - ask girl to go out with you
Step 5a - if yes, set up date, have fun
Step 5b - if no, move on and repeat steps 2 - 4.

Answer 8

Get your brother to dress up in your mothers clothes and spend an evening together... Preform oral sex on each other until you are both satisfied. Then, Proceed further by inserting your swollen member into his anus. This will be met with a whimpering sound, but dont be put off.. that means he likes it :)

just make sure you both get cleaned up before your parents catch you.

god bless

Answer 9

You can buy a blow up girlfriend from a sex shop. They're better than the real thing 'cause they never have a headache and they don't ***** at you all the time or say things like "I'm pregnant!".

Answer 10

Ive been so out of the market I forget . Just don't be a loser in front of a woman. Big Turn Off

Answer 11

Go up to a girl you like and say "Will you be my girlfirend?" or if you want to get a slap in the face ask "Will you be my wife?"

Careful though, she might say yes and if you're not ready, too bad.