Was god smoking weeds before creating anything?

Answer 1

The true question is: "Did god create anything at all?" My guess is no.

Answer 2

A weed is a plant that is out of place. Ex. Roses in a cornfield.
In a literal interpretation of scripture, the Garden of Eden was a perfect place, ergo no weeds.

However, your basic question is "Was God hallucinating when he began to create?" There are things such as the mosquito, platypus, and poison ivy that I don't understand, but then I've never claimed to know quite as much as God.

Answer 3

God created nuts after smoking grass.

Answer 4

if he hadnt created everything yet than weed didnt exist unless that was the first thing he create. but in that case he would have created everything ELSE when he was smokin. I always ask christians "if theres a god then why is the world so ****** up?" but that would explain it i guess. sorry christians. i was wrong.

Answer 5

Probably not but He created some interesting weeds.

Answer 6

Whoa, dude, i'm like *so* not adverse to it. heavily, you're kinda at a loss for words right here. Tobacco is a organic plant clone of hashish and yeah, it really is addictive and kills you, inspite of in case you smoke it in its organic form like the Indians. Poison mushrooms are also organic. Does that advise God needs you to eat them? as a count number of actuality, lots of the deadliest poisons on earth are "organic," and many "man made" elements are completely benign (did everyone ever die from eating baking soda?).

Answer 7

that would explain a few things. He made it so he had to smoke it and try it out.

Answer 8

stop being so disrespectful of the one who loves you enough to die for you.