10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.
9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
6. You can focus better with one eye closed.
5. You fall off the floor.
5. The whole bar greets you when you come in.
4. You haven't had a driver's license in such a long time that you have forgotten what one looks like.
3. Roseanne looks good.
2. You don't recognize your wife/husband unless seen through bottom of glass.
1. You spent more time on the floor than you do standing up.
2006-07-05 08:39:50 · 12 answers · asked by tybardy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think my avatar is drunk
2006-07-05 08:53:36 · update #1
so drunk you don't realize your top ten is actually a top 11
2006-07-06 07:52:01 · update #2
you're cute ; )
2006-07-05 08:48:57 · answer #1 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 13⤊ 3⤋
10. in case you seem to have two times as many associates with you as once you began eating, although they seem somewhat blurry. 9. in the experience that your footwear smell of p*ss yet you do not undergo in options utilising the pub bathrooms. 8. in the experience that your lady friend looks to have had a makeover contained in the time because you began eating, even although she hasn't left the bar. 7. in case you ask the ambulance team in the experience that they could drop you off on the kebab keep. 6. in case you go away a minimum of one dart sticking contained in the large type '12' on the pub clock. 5. in case you stand on the bus quit and attempt to hail a passing hearth engine. 4. in case you ask your self why the condom gadget contained in the bathrooms is now allotting tampons. 3. in case you're trying to recommend to a woman contained in the minicab place of work, at the same time as mendacity on the floor. 2. in case you sense the pick to do the 'Monkees walk' at the same time as strolling on your own. a million. in case you stumble into the police station to record being assaulted and the bloke in the back of the counter says 'Sorry mate, it really is a chip keep".
2016-11-05 22:41:27 · answer #2 · answered by kennebeck 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
other ways to tell if someone is drunk
1. they are standing alone most likely next to a plant and they say random things like " did u so pretty hahahahahaha"
2. they are like a bucket of sweat
3. they look like they have a hunchback because they are constantly slouching
4. they are standing in the middle of a conversation and it looks like they are chewing gum and they are saying more random things
2006-07-05 09:31:00 · answer #3 · answered by ♥*~me~*♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very True
2006-07-05 08:57:27 · answer #4 · answered by Emily F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. definitely you cannot count.
The best i have seen lately is two guys battling to get the boat away from the launching site, because they never unhooked the trailer.....only about 100 people watching them....
2006-07-05 08:59:57 · answer #5 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very true.
2006-07-05 08:55:31 · answer #6 · answered by curstadevon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you think you are driving ok and then realize you are still parked.
2006-07-05 08:44:59 · answer #7 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah
kooollll
you rock !
2006-07-05 08:59:19 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u ben throw it to :)
2006-07-05 08:47:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it made me feel good not drinking alcohol....
:))))))
2006-07-05 10:37:37 · answer #10 · answered by Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋