and the elevator stops on the 4th and who is on the other side? you got it ( fat ***! ) you can see the look of horror on eveyones face! when he steps on the elevator it even shakes! you start asking eveyone what there weight is! *( how much you weigh?) how much you weigh lady! and now is not the time to be lieing about your weight!) And to make it worse! people are still trying to follow the fat *** on the elevator! and your like hey hey hey! i know the elevator says 10 people or 1700 lbs but, pay close attention! we have a mathamatical delima! for you all who remember your algibra! we do not know the value of X
2006-07-04 21:33:11 · 15 answers · asked by perfect_demise 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Whenever the lift is full packed and we're going up, there has to be a fatass standing at the back, and just after one floor he wants to get off....you can just imagine the fuss he creates by making all those in front to get out so he can get out!
2006-07-04 22:09:16 · answer #1 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 2⤊ 7⤋
Well....
Lets say the average person ways 30 Kg. 30*7=210. So the amount of everyone is in the like mid 200's. Now Fat *** comes and lets say he's 100 Kg. So it will be around 300 something kg. If the elevator can carry 850 kg (1700 lbs is about 850 kg) than Everyone can fit. even if alltogether they are like 400 kg. So everything is fine. I don't get what the problem is here.....
2006-07-05 05:03:29 · answer #2 · answered by s.boniel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
went to a crowded place, like 20 people were already in the big elevator. Others r still trying to get in d elevator. OMG. So, I walk around a bit.
Finally, d second lift open with around 5 people, only me and 2 others entered. Got to down one floor and there, 30 people were waiting and try to get in.
I jumped out and took d stairs. Really, it's either a walk or crush under d crowd.
2006-07-05 05:21:15 · answer #3 · answered by Vie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you had me at hello but you lost me at "has" lol check ya later â¥
okay i will attempt to solve this
if you have a total of 18 people now x=total weight
so you can have
x<1700lbs
x=1700lbs
or
x<1700lbs
since we don't know what the weight of the people is or the weight of "fat ***" that's the only conclusion i can draw lol
2006-07-05 04:40:50 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No it has not happend but as u say X could be any thing... and so fat*** could probably weigh 2000 lbs. But that's just a probability.
2006-07-05 04:40:14 · answer #5 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really the Pefect Demise, of what seemed like a good joke at the start!!!!!
2006-07-05 04:57:00 · answer #6 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 points! =D
2006-07-05 05:55:39 · answer #7 · answered by bear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really not funny, and a total waste of my time. Check ya later!
2006-07-05 04:38:20 · answer #8 · answered by legallyblond2day 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've finished reading but can't find the punch line. ???
2006-07-05 04:41:43 · answer #9 · answered by Son of Gap 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol omg thats hella funny but no thats never happened to me!! lol
2006-07-05 04:40:07 · answer #10 · answered by bitney7 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋