...to get 10 stupid points?
2006-07-04 21:26:48 · 16 answers · asked by submersible 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What would you do for a Klondike bar? Well.. to suck up to writers of yahoo questions like.. (names withheld to protect the innocent) I usually try to woo them with my charm. I start out, however, by throwing in some intelligent remarks. For instance, did you know that 64% of all yahoo answerers are actually aliens? Yes, it's true! Many people would tell you that this is complete nonsense and that only a conspiracy theorist could come up with such a crazy assumption. The truth is, that the people who deny this theory are actually a bunch of zombies in kahoots with the aliens. I know what you're thinking.. this isn't wooing me or making me want to give you 10 points. I probably wouldn't give myself the 10 points for this kind of answer either. However, just when all hope seems to be lost the charm kicks in again. You know.. you really ask such a great question. I mean most people are here asking about their pointless relationship problems, or they want to know about the newest reality TV show. But this question really hits home.. because it asks us what the very essence of answering questions is all about. It makes me wonder.. it's very thought provoking. On a philosophical kind of level... it makes me want to dance and party in a very liberal yet conservative sort of way.. you know? It makes me want to be right and wrong all at the same time! That's the kind of question that makes Yahoo answers so great. And.. we can't have such a great question with out a great question asker. So you, are... the greatest question asker of all the Yahoo Answers website. Do I have anything brown on my nose yet? Wooo... I doubt that because sincerely I mean it when I say this question rocks! If anyone is going to suck up any better than me, then I tell you, I will challenge them to a duo.. and I will win! In the name of you.. the greatest question asker of all time. I think that about sucks it up. I mean... sums it up!
2006-07-04 21:43:52 · answer #1 · answered by ohmygodhaveyouseenmynicknamehere 1 · 9⤊ 2⤋
You don't have to Suck Up to Question Askers...Nor should You...to get 10 points for Best Answer.
Just answer the question!...Providing your Reasoning for your answer! ( Check your Spelling & Grammar also...If Your answer doesn't make sense...it won't be picked. )
If it's a Factual question - You may have to do some research to support your answer. If it's an Opinion-type question, Give your honest, heart-felt answer & Reason(s) Why...The Longest Answer isn't necessarily the Best Answer,either - Just give Enough Information to justify your response.
Leading Questions - where the Asker let's his/her viewpoint be known right in the question...(eg. Why would anyone waste their time listening to Rap Music?) - probably have a better chance of being chosen...If You Agree with their Point-of-View! So if You don't agree...You're probably wasting your time by answering.
I prefer answering questions that require a bit of personal input...such as this one...since there are really No Right or Wrong Answers! Then, move on to another...Some get chosen, Some don't!
2006-07-06 05:29:47 · answer #2 · answered by AlbertaGuy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send an IM to the person through messenger and maybe just maybe after you would probably have made he/she laugh You would get the 10 points.
2006-07-05 04:44:51 · answer #3 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think carefully, research and put thought into the questions, and also look at your last best answers and see where you have succeeded before... and try, try again... :)
Humor and sarcasm a lot of times help you just have to feel out the questioneer...
2006-07-05 04:30:25 · answer #4 · answered by xxxcariooo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Points them in the right direction.
2006-07-05 05:29:07 · answer #5 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think a lot of people make a really long answer for a specifc question, and then search for that same, or similar question again and copy and paste. It's actually a pretty good idea... hmmmmm
2006-07-05 04:30:27 · answer #6 · answered by paige b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why? There just points. So who holds the golden straw?
2006-07-05 04:29:52 · answer #7 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If they were to give 10 points for best question...you'd get my vote! :P
2006-07-05 04:31:07 · answer #8 · answered by c@ramel_m@mi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give them head and after you've done that, asnwer your wuestions with poper answers and eventually maybe people will choose you
2006-07-05 04:29:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just be yourself and if that person doesn't really like your answer, no big deal. There's always someone out there who might.
2006-07-05 04:30:20 · answer #10 · answered by akroncke71 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋