A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away.
Two hundred yards further on he's stopped by a police officer.
Officer: "Good evening sir.
We're testing drivers for drunken driving. Would you please blow into this machine?".
Man: "I'm sorry, I can't do that.
I have asthma. If I blow on that machine I will get out of air".
Officer: "Please come along to the office and we can give you a blood test".
Man: "I can't do that. I have anaemia and if you stick a needle in me I will bleed to death".
Officer: "Then you'll have to get out and walk 5 yards along this white line".
Man: "Can't do that either". Officer: "Why not?".
Man: "Because I'm dead drunk".
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2006-07-04 21:15:27 · 14 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
okay...
peace! the heart & hearts ; without the spaces check ya later ♥ (or you can just copy and paste lol)
2006-07-04 21:34:14 · update #1
ok ,ya had me going.....cute joke
2006-07-04 21:17:16 · answer #1 · answered by melissa m 2 · 5⤊ 6⤋
One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked Little Johnny to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"
Little Johnny replied "No, I don't," .
"OK, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your mommy before he goes to work."
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Johnny ............. spit it out! ....... It's a piece of asss !"
LOL
2006-07-04 21:23:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tease
2006-07-04 21:18:37 · answer #3 · answered by Professor Riddle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
groan.. thanks for sharing you "question"
I don't understand why you had the need to send me an email explaining that it was a joke. It is obvious that it is a joke, just as it is obvious that it was not a question.
No need to send additional mails calling people "are a complete jack a s s" (your words)
2006-07-04 21:18:45 · answer #4 · answered by Garth 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute joke! I sent it on to a cop friend of mine.
2006-07-04 21:24:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-07-04 21:19:23 · answer #6 · answered by angeleloves 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha!
WFW
2006-07-04 21:20:08 · answer #7 · answered by G. Rex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice!
2006-07-04 21:19:34 · answer #8 · answered by perfect_demise 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and the question is?
2006-07-04 21:19:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-07-04 21:33:14 · answer #10 · answered by c@ramel_m@mi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TOO LONG
2006-07-04 21:39:26 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋