A girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”
“What is it, child?”
“Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am.”
The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, “My dear, I have good news. That isn’t a sin… it’s simply a mistake.”
2006-07-04 21:02:37 · 16 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
uhh didn't i post that at some time? oh no that was in my group lol yeah i thought it was hilarious too! lol check ya later ♥
2006-07-04 21:12:01 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah - the mistake is that she thought it was a sin to think oneself as beautiful. We are all made in God's image - we are all indeed beautiful and should tell ourselves that first thing every morning when we look at the mirror!
2006-07-05 04:26:28 · answer #2 · answered by Son of Gap 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..that sucks.. but if that actually happened to me...the priest would be a goner- past tense - there wud b no more priest
2006-07-05 04:07:39 · answer #3 · answered by 1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
owch thats not nice lol!
hey bye the way i fixed my e mail address 4 ya!
2006-07-05 04:09:01 · answer #4 · answered by perfect_demise 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try Hard
2006-07-05 04:27:30 · answer #5 · answered by indian beauty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was this an autobiographic joke? lol.
2006-07-05 04:06:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny man!!!1
2006-07-05 07:01:33 · answer #7 · answered by jong jong 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha funny
2006-07-06 14:53:03 · answer #8 · answered by chiquita 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh snaps! that's wrong, but funny!
2006-07-05 04:06:33 · answer #9 · answered by laugh_alot_lady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooo... BURN... lol, priest is going to hell now! lol, good one friend
2006-07-05 05:48:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋