Doctor lil~ B brought a good question to mind!.......What are some funny illegal alien jokes?
2006-07-04 20:23:54 · 8 answers · asked by Americans1st 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
LMAO.........I have to many to even begin!
2006-07-04 20:28:04 · update #1
Jose arrives at the Mexican border on his bike with 2 huge bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and asks: "What's in the bags?"
"Senior, It's only sand." replies Jose.
"Sand??? Well, we'll just see about that - get off the bike!"
The guard takes the bags, rips them open, empties them out and finds nothing in them...except sand. Detaining Jose overnight, the sand is analysed, but only to discover it is in fact simply sand.
Jose is released, the sand is put into new bags and placed on Jose's shoulders, and he is let across the border.
Next day, same thing happens. The guard asks: "What you got there?"
"Sand," says Jose.
A thorough examination of the bags again shows there to be nothing but sand, and subsequently Jose is allowed to ride across the border.
For a whole year this continues until one day Jose doesn't show up, and the guard discovers him in a Cantina in Mexico.
"Hey, Bud," says the guard, "I know you're smuggling something. For a year it's driven me crazy. It's all I can think about... I can't get sleep, the kids are getting neglected...heck, even the dog senses I'm beginning to lose it! Between you and me, just what are you smuggling?"
Jose sips his beer, smiles and replies: "Bicycles..."
2006-07-04 20:26:22 · answer #1 · answered by Tasy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Illegal Mexican Jokes
2016-11-14 08:57:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got one for you. I'll get hell for this but here goes...
Did you hear about those Mexicans on That's Incredible?
One had car insurance and the other one was an only child!
2006-07-04 20:26:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
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LMAO!!! EVERY word of it is TRUE! They all need to get the hell out.
2016-04-10 21:27:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now we all know jokes about someone-race-nationality-
religion-sex.
Lets not all flip out.
2006-07-04 20:53:45 · answer #5 · answered by *** The Earth has Hadenough*** 7 · 8⤊ 1⤋
Sure...I look at your avatar and its all the laughing I can stand.
Grow up...you should hear what the illegal immigrants say about yuppies like you.
Next time pay more attention in Spanish class and you'll be surprised and hopefully humbled.
2006-07-04 20:42:34 · answer #6 · answered by cylant65 1 · 2⤊ 6⤋
Yea...
Have you ever wondered why Mexico does not have an Olympic Swim Team?
Because all the good swimmers are already here in the US.
2006-07-04 20:28:12 · answer #7 · answered by lildarlinkristisue 3 · 8⤊ 3⤋
by the way... we americans might not be illegal but we are still aliens, we are still imigrants, just because we were all born here in the U.SA. doesnt mean that ur ancestors did, do you think that when they discovered america they found american people?? no i dont think so. USA was made by immigrants. BY THE WAY WTF IS WRONG WITH UR AVATAR?? U LOOK LIKE A FAG
2006-07-05 07:49:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 5⤋
What could be funnier than some of the responses from illegals and their supporters.
2006-07-04 21:10:37 · answer #9 · answered by joeandhisguitar 6 · 3⤊ 4⤋
You've asked fifty two questions and just about every one of them have been about aliens?
Why? Who is pulling your puppet strings?
2006-07-04 20:41:13 · answer #10 · answered by Doc Watson 7 · 0⤊ 6⤋