this blonde walks into a job interview and the guy that is giving the interview is like OH crap another blonde! so befor she can say anything the guy says wait! ill give you the job if you can answer one question! she says ok. he asks her ( how many d's are there in rudoulf the red nose raindeer?) she thinks for a sec and askes that man if she can have some more time to think about it! he says thats fine just come back when you got the answer!
The next day the blonde comes back as happy as she can be saying (i got the answer! i got the answer!) he says ok lets hear it! she says 1,548! hes in total awe.... how the hell did you get that answer? she says you know d d d d d dd ddddd dd!
2006-07-04 18:58:30 · 13 answers · asked by perfect_demise 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol..9.5 funny thx
2006-07-04 21:04:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
... and to continue the joke ...
The guy is so impressed with her "assets" that he still wants to find a way to hire her. After a minute or so, he thinks he has a question that she will be able to get - based on how she answered the first question. So, he says, "OK, you're a research thinker. I like that. If you answer my next question, the job is yours. Take all the time you need. The question is 'How many seconds are there in a year?'"
Not even 10 seconds later, the blonde confidently answers, "12!"
The guy blurts out, "How the hell did you come up come up with 12!"
The blonde calmly explains, "Well, it's simple. There's January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, ..."
2006-07-05 02:14:46 · answer #2 · answered by G. Rex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome joke ( it took me half a second to get it...must have had a blonde moment, although I have dark hair).....I hope you have more
2006-07-05 02:12:29 · answer #3 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, im not a blonde but i dont get it! lol.
2006-07-05 02:17:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice! check ya later â¥
2006-07-05 04:39:48 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh that's a best joke that I have ever heard
2006-07-05 03:23:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome joke.(I'll write it down later when i get back)
2006-07-05 02:18:56 · answer #7 · answered by I'm Bossy!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good 1......... not a crap at all
2006-07-05 02:05:23 · answer #8 · answered by !diya! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
very funny !
2006-07-05 04:35:26 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... so she hums the song? owie...
2006-07-05 03:55:38 · answer #10 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋