My Love of Hunting ~
I got the fever
To hunt the wild beaver
For that beaver smile
I would walk a mile
The bigger the tail
The easier to nail
When I see a beaver large
It makes me want to discharge
Cause there’s nothing as sweet
As wild beaver meat
2006-07-04 15:56:02 · 22 answers · asked by ? 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
My God....how romantic! I felt as if the beaver and I were one....How could your girlfriend not like it?
2006-07-05 08:39:20 · answer #1 · answered by itty 7 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Just read her response on someone's blog:
I got the itch
to act like a *****
For tonight's dinner
you will be much thinner
If your looking for tail
go look in the jail
When your feeling big
light up a cig
Cause there's nothing as sweet
as a man kissing my feet
2006-07-05 15:37:50 · answer #2 · answered by Sanitizer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your girlfriend says that you only have sex on your mind then she is right. Almost anything no matter what you do can always be compared to sex. Bigger the tail easier to nail. - the bigger the but the easier to f***. beaver large makes me want to discharge. ( i know you are talking about agun) _ big body, you hold a sfiffy and ejaculate. nail- sex. discharge- ejaculate, Also in the movie striptease the name of the club was the eager beaver. I think.
2006-07-04 16:05:51 · answer #3 · answered by michy0129 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hunting is ok ..but I am more into mounting and stuffing them. Beaver tastes kind of fishy/musty.
2006-07-06 00:35:52 · answer #4 · answered by dr strangelove 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well have you considered that maybe she wants to go BEAVER hunting with you??? :)
2006-07-04 17:06:23 · answer #5 · answered by wzsvvuv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe she doesnt like beavers...you should write about something else
2006-07-04 15:59:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ABOUT HUNTING!?!?!?!?!?!?!? OMG! What is wrong with you!? Okay, sorry, that was kind of mean, but I mean, honestly, your girl is not gonna care about hunting. Write her a romantic poem or something.
2006-07-04 16:02:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if she was a true bcb, she would answer the question herself. my guess is because you forgot to say canadian ..... canadian beaver's the best i'm told .....
2006-07-04 16:55:58 · answer #8 · answered by DR. HARPOâ⢠5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's sweet, Shakespeare.
2006-07-04 16:00:06 · answer #9 · answered by Kim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe shes not the hunting type. girls like pems that are romantic and is abut you two. to tell you the truth that was not about you two and it was NOT romantic
2006-07-04 16:01:11 · answer #10 · answered by Stacey l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋