I sell poison milk to lobsters!
2006-07-04 15:53:48 · 21 answers · asked by ? 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You should first stop selling poison milk to lobsters and then you should find someone who can accept you the way you are. Now I've contradicted myself haven't I? So, sell your milk, keep your beard and hope someone will find that your hairy, sadistic ways will be pleasing to them!!
What a refreshing moment - thank you for bringing a smile!
2006-07-04 15:59:48 · answer #1 · answered by dph_40 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look for a lobster that your selling that milk to. They won't care if you have a beard or not.
2006-07-04 22:56:54 · answer #2 · answered by laurelbush28762 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you like yourself with a beard, don't shave it! Then you will attract the kind of person who is interested in the real you.
2006-07-04 22:58:38 · answer #3 · answered by Get it Together 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beards are great, nearly every man looks better in a beard!
2006-07-04 22:57:34 · answer #4 · answered by Jez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't shave the beard, you might pass for someone who is normal.
2006-07-04 22:58:00 · answer #5 · answered by Rabbit 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep being an evil bishop, it doesn't look like you have a beard attached to your skull.
2006-07-04 22:57:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you like your beard, dont shave it. why change yourself for someone? wouldnt you rather have someone come to you and accepts you for the way you look?
2006-07-04 22:55:31 · answer #7 · answered by frostysw33ti 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh! Leave the lobsters alone!
And keep your beard.
Best wishes.
2006-07-04 22:56:54 · answer #8 · answered by K M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought you had a woman inside you. Why not shave.
2006-07-04 22:56:43 · answer #9 · answered by cheeky chic 379 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think u shud shave it off cuz i think thrs more women on earth that enjoy kissing a guy without being scratched and scraped all ovr thr face than thr r who enjoy that kinda stuf.
2006-07-04 22:57:11 · answer #10 · answered by rep_flushingny_93 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋