What is the stupidest thing that you have done while drunk?

Question

My drunk moment I had to pee while we were getting gas and they refused to let me use the potty because she said I was drunk well I was a lot of drunk lol so I proceeded to walk over the gas pump and pull down my pants and created a lovely river, luckily no cops were around!!!!

Answer 1

I bet no one answers "I kept drinking."

Answer 2

The stupidest thing I did drunk was running around naked in the streets near my friend's house and luckily no cops where no where to be seen but a lot of people around the area got quite a view. I had lots of fun that night.

Answer 3

Setting: Chania, Crete in Greece.
# of drinks consumed: Approx 12 including plum wine, Heiniken, rum, and a variety of cocktails and something much to green to be healthy; in about 4 hours.

This is a six part answer for me - because the entire night qualifies as stupidest, and caused me to stop drinking for some time.

1) Walked into a stop-sign head first. CLAAAAANG!
2) While on a balcony, reached out and broke a rotating disco-light causing the very large and angry greek bouncer to eject all 8 of us
3) Broke my buddy's beer bottle by 'tapping' the top of it with mine
4) Attempted to confront a local about 5 times my size - and I'm a pacifist.
5) Asked a Greek motorcycle gang for directions
6) Wandered through the alleys of Crete, shouting the name of my hotel and kicking garbage cans at 3 AM.

Stupid is as alcohol does.

Answer 4

I was at a choir practice at a church on a military base rehearsing for a concert. I had bronchitis and had received prescription cough syrup from my doctor earlier that day. I had a couple of solos and continued to take dose after dose of the syrup over the 3 hour time frame we where there. The choir director knew I didn't feel well and told me to remain seated as I rehearsed my solos, which I did. When we got up at the end of the rehearsal to leave, I realized I was staggering drunk.

Answer 5

The night of my college grad. I had a party with my husband and two other couples. I got really drunk and starting dancing to "Shoop" by Salt n Peppa. My friends got it on camera!! I was dancing very provocatively, rubbing myself and the doorway. It was very sexy...so they say! The same night, I got really emotional (I am an emotional drunk) and starting crying and hyperventilating. I couldn't breathe and a few times I stopped breathing. My husband called the ambulance twice! The first time the police just stopped by to check on me and the second time emts came in and gave me a breath pump! It was so embarrassing. I have vowed never to get that drunk again!!

Answer 6

The most stupid thing that I ever did while I was soo drunk that I could not even stand, was to chase, yes chase to women around at the apartment I was at. The other guys that were there were about ready to beat me up but since I did not have a clue what I was doing, I was saved.

Answer 7

Got Married

Answer 8

Can't remember the dumbest thing I did while drunk, because I was in a blackout and had several hours unaccounted for, on many occasions. But whatever it was probably put someone at serious risk.

Answer 9

I ate too many vodka jello shots one year at a St Patty's party and was apparently crawling to the bathroom, but instead I ended up puking in the closet. My husband never let me live down that story :)

Answer 10

Well ya me too ...I took the next drink.

Worst thing is loss of friends cause I insulted them.

It is worth not drinking, I stopped with the help of AA and I am a safer driver because of it. I can breath deep now with out coughing and my nerves are just fine tk u v much.

I have lots of funny stories of haw dumb I was however they are not so funny any more./

Namaste

Answer 11

I went nekid surfing next to the pier, was about 0200hrs, but cops were called , so I paddled with the rip and came ashore 6 miles down the beach.