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2006-07-04 15:35:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets Cats

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First go into the kitchen and take the sharpest knife you have and then with your other hand grab your testicles and pull them downwards. Take the knife and cut them off. Now once you stop screaming from pain and bleeding like a faucet go to the vet pay $50 and have a DOCTOR OF VETERINARY MEDICINE neuter the cat in a proper enviornment.

2006-07-04 16:06:16 · answer #1 · answered by nukmeister1 2 · 2 1

Its a very easy procedure..Takes about 10 minutes...But the drugs you need can only be ordered by a Vet and you need to be taught (8 years of Vet school)or working under a Vet...I would love to see someone attempt to neuter a wideawake cat...You would be a bloody mess when that Male cat was through with you.....Why would you want to do this at home?

2006-07-04 22:42:01 · answer #2 · answered by roxie_29812 4 · 0 0

I have seen that done with male cats. You put their front end in a big rubber farmers boot and let his hind end stick out . Then you do it like the farmers do baby pigs.
The reason for the boot is so he wont scratch you. it takes 2 people. one to hold him..By the way.. ! It has to be a boy cat.. can't spay a girl like that..farmers use a razor blade..Or you could take him or her to a vet and have it done...

2006-07-04 23:22:44 · answer #3 · answered by ole_lady_93 5 · 0 0

you should not neuter your own cat, find a local vet and have them do it, if it is a male cat it is relatively non invasive and will not take very long

2006-07-04 22:43:05 · answer #4 · answered by lindzmartell20 1 · 0 1

i have heard of people tying a rubber band real tight around the testicles and waiting for them to fall off by themselves. that would be the cheapest way to go but i really would suggest that you see the pet's vet for the procedure..

2006-07-05 00:15:03 · answer #5 · answered by powder_blue_tang 3 · 0 0

First, and most important, take a sharp knife and practice on yourself. Practice until you get it right.

2006-07-04 22:37:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That would be classified as cruelty to animals and if you attempted it you should be put in jail.

2006-07-04 22:40:18 · answer #7 · answered by ♥dream_angel♥ 6 · 0 0

i wouldnt do that...but how about you getting neutered?

2006-07-04 22:42:08 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0 1

Go to the vet!

2006-07-05 01:49:23 · answer #9 · answered by Gabby_Gabby_Purrsalot 7 · 0 0

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2006-07-04 23:20:10 · answer #10 · answered by Boober Fraggle 5 · 0 1

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