This morning I was playing with my dog and petting him like I always do. We played ran around the yard and did all that fun stuff, but when I was laying down petting him I noticed my dog had an erection. I started masturbating him upon seeing it and was very turned on I masturbated him to ejeculation then went into the bathroom and masturbated 3 hours straight thinking about it. I heard men were only naturally attracted to females but being with him gave me a strange feeling. Does anyone know of any scientific reasons / chemical brain disorders that would've compelled me to do this?
2006-07-04 15:05:24 · 16 answers · asked by asian_sensation 1 in Pets ➔ Dogs
hey it happens
2006-07-04 15:08:54 · answer #1 · answered by rednekcoonhunter 2 · 9⤊ 8⤋
You want a scientific reason? Your Funken Gonuts... You moronic bastard....Thanks for the two points Mr.Jerkalot. We got a regular Sumdumfuk here....But sumcumtoosoon. But not this idiot.
2006-07-04 15:24:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
Because it shouldn't
2016-12-11 01:32:35 · answer #3 · answered by ryan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beastiality is definitely against anything normal.You obviously have a serious problem.If you can masturbate for 3 straight hours,it seems you have a problem there to.
2006-07-04 15:09:46 · answer #4 · answered by Katherine B 3 · 3⤊ 4⤋
He's a dog! He was probaly dreaming about a naked dalmation! I have a dog and he has erections when my dad pets him! Once I stepped on his paw and the thing popped out even farther! He's a dog! This thing is not because of you. Have I mentioned that he's a dog! This whole paragraph needs to be put in bold, underline, and italisized print. He's a dog!
but the fact, that you reacted to it is just flat out sickening!!!!!!!!! I mean the dog is a dog. But...you...just...ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The other peeps are right! you are one sick dude!
2006-07-04 15:12:37 · answer #5 · answered by Aleahgirl31548 2 · 5⤊ 5⤋
theres no scientific basis (yet) for what one finds attractive.
do whatever floats your boat, as long as all parties are comfortable and willing.
2006-07-04 15:12:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Cause she's a *****
2006-07-04 15:08:36 · answer #7 · answered by Mike 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hope you've had your shots.
2006-07-04 15:16:11 · answer #8 · answered by mo 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Troubling question.
And if this is sincere, please make an appointment to talk this over with a mental health professional.
2006-07-04 15:11:05 · answer #9 · answered by momma dog 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
dude, that is ourageously sick!!! if you ever want a girlfriend, keep that story to urself! ccccheck the song dystary gary by blink 182 of the cd enema of the state, i think u'll be able to relate to the last lines of the song
2006-07-04 15:14:55 · answer #10 · answered by me 3 · 0⤊ 5⤋
I really hope this is fake
2014-10-30 19:21:21 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋