What is the Lord going to say to you when you stand before Him after you die?
2006-07-04 13:56:07 · 26 answers · asked by Liza M 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i don't know. thanks for that question, it really helped me. i'm serious.
2006-07-04 14:21:02 · answer #1 · answered by strike 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Well, you asked a question for all, but you didn't seem to take into account that some might be confused as to which Lord you're talking about. Is it Alfred, Lord Tennyson you speak of? Or Lord Byron? I mean, those are just two of the many Lords out there!
Okay, I'm done being a smartypants. I just wanted to illustrate to you in a manner that hopefully sticks that your version of the afterlife is not the only version out there, and it's a little ignorant of you to assume that the version of "truth" you've been spoonfed and bought into is the only version of the "truth" out there. Many many people have beliefs which are different, but in their own way just as valid, sacred and true as yours.
2006-07-04 14:17:41 · answer #2 · answered by Princess Toadstoolie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the boatman on the River Styx going to say to you when you stand before Him after you die?
He'll say absolutely nothing because, just like the mythological beings you worship, he doesn't exist.
2006-07-04 14:28:34 · answer #3 · answered by scifiguy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After you die you won't be standing before anybody. You better do all of your standing now. After you're dead you'll be doing a heck of a lot of lying down.
2006-07-04 14:07:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well done My faithful servant.
1Co 2:9 But as it is written, Eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of man, the things which God hath prepared for them that love him.
Rev 21:7 He that overcometh shall inherit all things; and I will be his God, and he shall be my son.
2006-07-04 13:59:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know what he'd say, but I definitely have a bone to pick with him/her/it.
First I'd say B*tch, get OVER here!
Then I'd grab him in a headlock and pound his face with my fist.
Then I'd toss him across heaven and body slam his A$$ against the Pearly Gates pressing his face against the bars before I pistol whip his dumbA$$.
There's more, but you get the idea.
2006-07-04 14:03:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is imaginary. So you can imagine "the Lord" saying whatever you like.
2006-07-04 14:00:36 · answer #7 · answered by zilker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why should it be any different from what the Lord tells us when we're alive?
2006-07-04 13:59:47 · answer #8 · answered by ThatGuy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am truly sorry for all the pain I burdened you with and you held up though it all so you my dear shall go to heaven
2006-07-04 14:01:23 · answer #9 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have no idea. I know there's a place for me in heaven, and I hope that I do all I can while I'm on this earth.
2006-07-04 14:01:51 · answer #10 · answered by Therealmsred 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My child look around u 4 great iz your reward!!! ("Thank You" by Ray Boltz)
I dont no u now, but if u r a christian i'll c u n HEAVEN
2006-07-04 14:29:07 · answer #11 · answered by i luv JESUS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋