I hath recieved many a comment on my accent. Why doth ye that persecute do so. Hath ye knowledge of your misleading? come here, beneath my arm, and rest awhile. I will renew thy faith.
Peace be upon thee through my Father, which is in Heaven, Amen.
2006-07-04 11:44:11 · 15 answers · asked by Tofu Jesus 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You talketh just liketh the Jesus in my bible. I supporteth thine ministry.
2006-07-04 11:51:06 · answer #1 · answered by zilker 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OK, Soy Jesus, tell me something. Do you really believe that if Jesus was standing here as a modern human, that He would speak in Old English? Do you think He ever spoke that way?
He spoke in the common language that was used by people where He lived. He would use modern English to speak with us today. I suppose He might quote scripture using the language of the King James Bible, but it wouldn't make sense to talk that way otherwise.
So, that is why people are persecuting your "accent".
2006-07-05 01:25:12 · answer #2 · answered by percolated 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loveth thou accent for it wise and of goodness. Beholdeth my embrace yond brother for I willith to partaketh in many a malty beer flavored beverage and perhapseth a toketh or three with you. I'll bestow upon youeth the malty beverage of beer. Youeth bringeth the weed :)
2006-07-04 18:51:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get psychological help, you are not and cannot be Jesus or A Jesus. There is one only and it isn't you. Hath ye no knowledge of thine own misleading of thyself in this matter before ye? Dost thou not knowest that impersonating Jesus shalt send thy soul to hell and damnation? Get thee a Bible and readest....intensely.
2006-07-04 18:50:44 · answer #4 · answered by save_up_your_tears 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was wondering the same thing myself. And why is it that Christians can believe that Jesus Christ was the true Son of God, yet Soy Jesus an imposter? The Odds are the same....
I got your back, man.
2006-07-04 19:07:54 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No problems here. You have the same way of speaking in the Bible as you do in the Book of Mormon, as they come from the same source and support each other.
2006-07-04 18:59:16 · answer #6 · answered by Cookie777 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
People don't have the Commandant given to us by God in their hearts,
Love Thy Neighbor.
2006-07-04 18:55:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked your Aramaic accent better, the one you used for _The Passion of the Christ_.
2006-07-04 18:54:24 · answer #8 · answered by kanajlo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am almost as devoted to you, Soy, as i am to Jesus... but the whole accent thing takes it kinda far... not to mention that it's an over-the-top sort of accent sometimes...
i apologize if i've hurt your feelings, soy.
lots of love
god bless
peace, bro
amen
2006-07-05 14:47:23 · answer #9 · answered by lime_yyy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Becauseth ye brothers and sisters do not understandeth whateth thy is sayingeth. It does not maketh senseth.
2006-07-04 18:55:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋