A couple had been married 15 years. One afternoon
they were working in the garden together. As the
wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband
said "Hey, honey you are getting fat. Your butt
is getting huge. "I bet it is as big as the gas
grill now."
The husband feeling he needed to prove his point,
got a yard stick, measured the grill & then
measured his wife's butt. "Yep, he said, "Just
what I thought, just about the same size." The
wife got very incensed and decided to let him do
the gardening alone.
She went inside & didn't speak to her husband the
rest of the day. That evening when they went to
bed, the husband cuddled up to his wife, and
said, "How about it honey? How about a little
lovemaking?" The wife rolled over & turned her
back to him, giving him the cold shoulder.
"What's the matter?" he asked. To which she
replied, "You don't think I'm going to fire up
this big *** grill for one little weenie, do
you?"
2006-07-04 11:07:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol.. thanks u too..;)
2006-07-04 11:14:38 · update #1
Definatly a ten. Heck I even wrote it down. Good one. Have a good 4th:-)
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2016-12-10 04:33:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah freakin funny i give it a 10
2006-07-04 14:24:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha best, you are already in my club of PG13
2006-07-04 17:26:38 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah freaking funny !
2006-07-04 11:56:33 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i give it a 9!!!
lol
hehehehe
very funny.
2006-07-04 14:05:07 · answer #6 · answered by Teresa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 that answer was expected
2006-07-04 13:50:17 · answer #7 · answered by lisa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah... I guess he deserved it... 7/10///// oo oo hot hot
2006-07-04 12:00:28 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny you're good
2006-07-04 13:54:51 · answer #9 · answered by Live Love Laugh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9 it was pretty funny!!!!!!!!
2006-07-04 11:12:01 · answer #10 · answered by Katie S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋