Two guys in a life raft in the middle of
the ocean.
One sees an old bottle floating. He picks
it up and rubs it, and a genie comes out.
The genie says, "For letting me out, I will
grant you one wish."
The guy says, (without thinking) "Turn this
ocean into beer". And the ocean turns into
the best beer anybody has ever tasted.
The second guy says to the first, "You idiot,
now we'll have to piss in the boat".
2006-07-04 11:04:01 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A hunter runs into a grizzly bear
after unsuccessfully shooting the bear,
he runs to a cliff edge!
He calls out to God "give this bear some religion".
Thunder and lightning happen,
the bear seems confused.
The bear stops and says "thank you for the meal I'm about to eat."
2006-07-04 11:12:08 · answer #1 · answered by Ron M 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Ewwww
2006-07-04 18:27:17 · answer #2 · answered by the Goddess Angel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was the 2nd guy you bet!!
2006-07-05 00:24:45 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lmao
2006-07-04 18:08:04 · answer #4 · answered by Katie S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe, that was funny. lol
2006-07-04 21:00:14 · answer #5 · answered by Teresa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad !
2006-07-04 18:57:12 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha... them alchies...
2006-07-04 19:01:58 · answer #7 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋