I'm going to spend $5,000 on a Louis Vuitton dog carrier, why do I feel like that's not enough?

Question

I mean, my dog IS a purebred. He deserves everything. I want to be JUST like Paris Hilton! Totally ohmigawd!

Find my humor, and laugh.

I guess some people just read the question and race as fast as they can to answer the question, without reading the extra details. Case in point - nobody here can actually look at things in a humorous way.

Answer 1

Yeah and I spent $150,000 on a three bedroom house for my cats to live in!

Answer 2

No. They do not feel the sense like we humans do. This is because we have a central nervous system running through our vertebra (backbone) which sends messages to our brain. This means that if if our leg is hurt, we feel the pain at the top brain. On the other hand, the insects are non-vertebra and they do not have central nervous system. Thus if an ant's leg is crushed, only the leg will feel local pain. Moreover, their pain magnitude is short, since they produce large number of off springs and their life is short. They can also reproduce their lost organs. It has been observed that if you cut a cockroach's head, it will die after a month due to starving. Scientists have cut a lobster's leg and feed him, which he ate. It is also true that except for human beings no other animal is aware of its existence.

Answer 3

Don't you wish sometimes someone would just pop up and say to people who spend ridiculous amounts on ridiculous things, "sorry, your license to be rich has been revoked...you obviously have no clue what money is for or how to use it..."

I sense that you, also, are tired of reading about fundraisers where the end result raised is less than any one of the people invited spends on clothes for themselves--or their dogs!--in a year...

Yes, let's laugh--the only alternative is crying, and what fun is that...

Answer 4

$5000 on a dog's carrier BAG? Are u nuts?? There are so many thing you could rather spend the money on ! Sponser a child in Africa or Asia - they'll care about it and be thankful - your dog wont care whether it is a $5000 bag or a simpler, cheaper $500 bag.... Seriously

Answer 5

You should it will be a large waste of money. It is a great idea you know you should probably get him his own car and driver to. That way he doesn't have to sit next to someone dumb enough to spend 5000 on a dog carrier he will piss in and ruin. Then you can buy another one.

Answer 6

omg y do u wanna be like paris hilton??? she is not a good role model at all!!!!!!! and who in the world spends 5,000 on there dog?? yea paris hilton does, but she wastes money, i know she has the moneys to waste, but u shudnt waste it if anything by a 5,000 dress for u!!!!!!!!

Answer 7

I think you should spend at least $5,000 on a dog carrier and possibly more. I spent almost $25,000 on my dog carrier. Its called a Lincoln. She and I both ride in style. grin

Answer 8

Do you want it to be exactly like Tinkerbell?(Paris' Dog) Besides I can't even get a carrier for 1000! And I wouldn't even buy myself a handbag for 5000! GET SOMETHING CHEAPER!!!

Answer 9

5,000 dollars on a dog carrier is way to much, i know you love your dog very much but there is so much more things you could buy with that kind of money.

Answer 10

Why do I feel NAUSIATED by your desperate need to show off how much money you have. Answer THAT question! Honestly, people who boast about their wealth must be secretly SO insecure and unhappy...but...oh well. No sympathy!

Answer 11

I'm laughing on the outside, crying on the inside.