You know the rest.
You Might Be A Redneck If ____________________________?
2006-07-04 10:08:25 · 51 answers · asked by Comedy Man 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you mow the grass and find a car...
if you tie a boat to your porch to row out to the truck when it rains..
the size of your home is rated by how many tires are under it...
hit a deer with the car and then have it for dinner.....
house cleaning entitles starting a gas powered blower to dust...
if a flushing toilet confuses you....
2006-07-04 10:23:30 · answer #1 · answered by bearczar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's an engine hanging from a tree in the front yard.
You mow your lawn with your shirt off and so does your wife.
You can vaccum your whole house without changing plugs.
You have a Christmas tree made out of beer cans.
Your old tv is sitting on top of your new tv.
You have a refrigerator on your front porch.
You use old toilets and tractor tires for flower beds.
You need a ladder to get in your truck.
Your truck is a rust bucket but you have $5,000 worth of wheels and tires.
You like the color 'mud'.
Fast food is road kill.
I'm sure I have more and better jokes, considering everyone I know and myself are rednecks.
2006-07-04 11:06:52 · answer #2 · answered by Blue 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have ever ridden an electric floor buffer, you might be a redneck.
If you think N*Sync is where your dirty dishes are, you might be a redneck.
If your dad's cell number has nothing to do with a telephone, you might be a redneck.
If an episode of "Walker, Texas Ranger" has changed your life, you might be a redneck.
If you have ever worn a tube top to a funeral home, you might be a redneck.
If you have ever used a bar stool as a walker, you might be a redneck.
If you wear a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't, you might be a redneck.
If you've ever had your nipple bitten off by a beaver, you might be a redneck.
2006-07-16 22:10:16 · answer #3 · answered by jmj4001 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You Might Be A Redneck If you own 6 pairs of jens and 6 dixie tees and u ware them in a 2 week (.)
2006-07-12 15:34:33 · answer #4 · answered by J bean 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Athletic A
Sport S
Created C
Around A
Rednecks R
Your father executes the "pull my finger"
trick during Christmas dinner.
You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph
You take a six-pack cooler to church
Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.
A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.
Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand
If you refer to the fifth grade
as, "your senior year".
You think loading the dishwasher
means getting your wife drunk.
You stare at an orange juice container
because it says, "CONCENTRATE".
Your school fight song is"Dueling Banjos".
You think the French
Riviera is a foreign car.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it
Your family always goes to the movies in groups of 18 or
more 'cause they were told 17 and under are not admitted
2006-07-15 05:24:21 · answer #5 · answered by utlcutl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might be a redneck if-you've been married and divorced 3 times, and still have the same in-laws.
2006-07-14 03:24:43 · answer #6 · answered by jmiller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might be a Redneck if your version of air conditioning is a rocker in a gangway beteween two buildings
2006-07-17 05:09:54 · answer #7 · answered by GrandmaW 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your library only has 4 books and the mayor hasn't finished coloring the last one.
Your way of picking up a girl is to say: Nice as*, git in the truck".
You gave your mama a spitoon for her birthday.
They had to burn down the school to get you out of the fourth grade.
2006-07-17 04:22:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you might be a redneck if... you are fishing for "you might be a redneck" jokes on yahoo answers.
2006-07-04 10:13:25 · answer #9 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you and your dog use the tree for a bathroom, you might just be a redneck...... HAHAHAHAHA
2006-07-04 10:27:51 · answer #10 · answered by jensarquist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋