If I get two Mormon missionaries to stand on me and pray, would that help press the evil out of my body?

Answer 1

Look I was a missionary and while we DO have the power to heal and give blessings of health...we're not standing on you...so don't make what we do sound stupid..WE PAY OUR OWN WAY JUST TO HELP PEOPLE...do some research about what we do before asking...because it comes off poorly on your part by asking a question that way...I am not offended..but rephrase please..

Answer 2

NO. U dont need Mormon missionaries. Just ask God to help u with all ur heart. Get a Christian to stand by u and pray for u but u gotta be willing to let God release the power in u.Just open ur Bible. U will find all ur answers. God bless. If u want to know the Lord better, email me.

Answer 3

Actually, any denomination will do.
Of course, much depends on how much evil is in your body, and if your missionaries are hefty enough to press it all out.
A couple of three hundred pounders might do the trick. If it's a really hard case with lots of evil, you might have to get them to jump up and down a few times.
That ought to do it, but if not, you could always just ask Jesus to forgive you. That always works.

Answer 4

Missionaries aren't allowed to touch women apart from a handshake, and they aren't allowed to be alone with a woman - her husband or another man must be present. So they couldn't stand on you.

But hey, you're heading the right way with the missionaries thing. If you want to rid yourself of evil, that's where to start.

Answer 5

Well, it depends.

If you get 2 really fat Mormon missionaries to stand on you and pray, that would help press EVERYTHING out, dead spirits included. But you would have to be willing to sacrafice not seeing the end result.

Answer 6

i dont know if you are being sarcastic or really meaning you need help, well prays will only bring comfort the real healing has to be of the spirit and the mind,think about your actions and deeds and make a positive effort to stop what ever you are indulging in, no one can cure you of evil, talk to your closest friend your mom and if that is not possible to your church pastor or start reading the bible, but strength to over come this has to come from within you, i do believe you can over come what ever it is , god bless you and give you the strength to over come what ever is troubling you

Answer 7

Human beings are complex. We are made up of different thoughts,feelings and attitudes. Evil is not like squeezing a zit. You can't push it out. What might work better is trying to find something to do that will put your mind in a positive place.

If you are thinking good things,and trying to do good things,I think you will find that you have less inclination towards destructive things.

Answer 8

Not really, but if you have hot vigorous sex with someone you love, all that orgasming and moaning could drive those evil spirits right on out and you'll be feeling refreshed and ready to start life in the morning

Answer 9

What you describe is an event that, at best, would deal with evil one time.
Evil deeds tend to become bad habits and bad attitudes.
Why not look for a life-style solution rather than a quick fix/event?

Answer 10

and just what evil would that be? who defined that evil, who told you it was "in" you? forget all of that fundamentalist crap and do what will in fact heal you. exercise, eat properly and learn to meditate, and then do it daily . check out www.sahajayoga.com for some good energy and good insights. and read * the complete idiots guide to toltec wisdom* for some guidelines on how not to be a "normal", i.e. dysfunctional human. good luck!

Answer 11

NO it would not help.. Try getting on ur knees and praying to God to help. He will if you keep asking and work at it with Him