They why dost thou argue on these forums? Didst I not instruct thou to turn thy cheek? I am afraid I never knee ye.
2006-07-04 09:53:14 · 11 answers · asked by Tofu Jesus 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
And while I am an imposter, willist thou not turn thee other cheek rather than attack me for my semi-blasphemy?
2006-07-04 09:54:12 · update #1
Leave the arguments for the dogs, and the peace for the sheep.
2006-07-04 09:55:11 · update #2
What a sense of humor....! I'm dyin' over here...! Actually laughed out loud... You're just too silly, but I love it...! Agreed, Imposter, that most Christians tend to lose their sense of humor waaaaay too often. Oh, by the way...? It's "Didst I not instruct 'thee' to turn the other cheek?" but hey, you are - after all - an imposter. It's also "knew," not "knee." Thanks again for the laugh, but if you really want an answer, Jesus did say, "Therefore whoever confesses Me before men, him I will also confess before My Father who is in heaven." But, you already knew that. Bite thou me...! (or, is it "Biteth me, thou...!?") =)
2006-07-04 10:08:13 · answer #1 · answered by KnowhereMan 6 · 3⤊ 6⤋
Nope, I artus a Christian maybeyus thatus whyus thou havus a hardus timeus writing in hackus latinus.
2006-07-04 10:39:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
canst thou not get thy tongue out from between thy teeth? Speek ye the truth from between they upper inthithii lest thou shalt see the doctor of teeth
2006-07-04 10:04:50 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but I am no sheep, but a rabid hound dog, and one that is out for blood!
2006-07-04 09:57:57 · answer #4 · answered by anti.matter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope.
2006-07-04 09:55:33 · answer #5 · answered by i luv teh fishes 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope
Buddhist here
2006-07-04 11:48:59 · answer #6 · answered by kristijay99 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
judge not, lest ye be judged and found wanting.
2006-07-04 11:32:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Jeez, how's it hangin'?
2006-07-04 09:56:14 · answer #8 · answered by georgespigott 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uhh.. you are strange
2006-07-04 11:43:22 · answer #9 · answered by the queen is here 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude. you are really weird!!
2006-07-04 11:42:49 · answer #10 · answered by Daniel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋