Does anyone here worship Her Invisible Pinkness (Blessed be Her Holy Hooves)? Do you leave Her offerings of raisin bread? Do you partake of the holy Ham and Pineapple Pizza? Have your socks been raptured by Her (May Her Hooves Never be Shod)?
2006-07-04 07:49:59 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
We worshippers of Her Invisible Pinkness believe that our religion is, like Christians claim theirs to be, founded upon both faith and logic. We have faith that She is pink, and we logically deduce that, as we cannot see her, She must be invisible!
2006-07-04 12:00:56 · update #1
Absolutely, though my socks have unfortunately never undergone any rapture. Also, I have never partaken in the Holy Ham and Pineapple Pizza, though I do leave offerings of raisin bread (both with and without cinnamon, and both toasted and untoasted).
One thing I have never understood, however, is how we can be sure the Her Holy Pinkness, while She is in fact Invisible.
Oh crap, don't tell anyone I said that. I could get excommunicated! DELETE DELETE DELETE!
2006-07-04 08:07:15 · answer #1 · answered by Galatix27 2 · 4⤊ 2⤋
if she's invisible how do you know she's pink or if she's a she or even if she exists? although i do like holy ham and pineapple pizza and i have noticed my socks seem to be disappearing as of late AND oh my gosh, why i have been buying raisin bread lately....i don't even like raisins ! cripes...i'm in a cult and didn't know it!!!!
2006-07-04 14:55:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Firstly, cult? And then, I am sure that atheists are quite as numerous as all others here. . .how many of them "worship" the IPU is uncertain. . .especially since it is merely a jab to make other gods sound equally stupid.
2006-07-04 14:54:14 · answer #3 · answered by silenthavens 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cults are wrong!! And the cult your in sound like the stupidest damn thing i have ever heard of!! Get i life and do something to help someone!!
2006-07-04 14:54:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but your religion sounds a lot like Christianity! Wow! There are so many similarities!!!
2006-07-04 14:53:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
BoW dOwN tO tHe LeGiOn Of ThE PiNk UnIcOrN
2006-07-04 14:52:44 · answer #6 · answered by stickfiguresk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow looks like someone had not stopped, to play with their my little pony toys
2006-07-04 15:01:05 · answer #7 · answered by Sakura ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-04 14:55:10 · answer #8 · answered by Tim 47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is not a cult it is a religion!
2006-07-04 14:56:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Theists worship such stupid things
2006-07-04 14:52:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋