After all my effort to get my evolved hottie cutie boy from my primordial concoction...all of a sudden...this cranky old grouchy hairy old man jumps out of my primordial tub and grabs me by the hair and starts dragging me around. He was such an old fossil! He said something about me making mastedon burgers and I said NO WAY! I threw down my quantum physics homework and immediatly stopped my violin lessons and ran for the door! I thought i had escaped but he swung into the trees ( not bad for an old fossil ) and cut me off-catching me in his leacherous clutches. BUT...I outwitted him and raised my hands as I shouted worship of Jesus and His beautiful Cross and Ressurection. He suddenly fell to his knees and released me. I now have him enrolled in Sunday school and we have an appointment next week at the pet shop for a body shave and to do his nails. My question is..am I doing the right thing ? Shouldnt the ASPCA be paying for this ? And wheres my hottie cuttie boyfriend ?
2006-07-04 07:11:23 · 22 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
A body shave, that is the first time I heard of that??? It is good that you took him to Sunday School, that will straighten him out..
2006-07-04 13:38:39 · answer #1 · answered by † PRAY † 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are doing the right thing, yes. But others have given you good and wise answers, among them Kay, J.T., and Conradmex. Still, I have a suggestion. Give your cranky old grouchy old man a name, a christian name, something like PETROS LIVINGSTONE. Bring him to a Catholic priest, and ask for Petros to be baptized. Catholic girls are sexy, and Petros is going to love that, and that could set you free. Watch out for the return of your own hottie cuttie boyfriend.
Did I forget anything? Ah, yes. Nobody plays violin anymore but a few Japanese robots that look like young and pretty women. Ask any one of them if they have ever seen the Cross. Their answer will be a dull: "Mush-mushi?" and you will be left in tears. Sorry!
2006-07-05 00:13:43 · answer #2 · answered by reading_is_dangerous 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it type of feels to me that the God someone believes in says so a lot extra about the man than it does about God. some human beings look to remember on a cranky, vengeful, petulant God. Others remember on a large verify contained in the Sky God. some deny that there is any God in any respect. some say God is Love. No, i don't think of believing in a God calls for that or not this is a good God, besides the actual incontrovertible reality that a lot of human beings insist that all it really is nice is God, and that all it really is evil is a devil or a devil. i imagine if one specifies that the God is a author, then sure, it follows that each little thing often is the introduction of the author. i love dreaming's answer. i imagine of "God" as "That this is." i'm in straight forward words a tiny drop contained in the great Ocean. i do no longer declare to carry close the variety of the sea coast :-))
2016-11-30 06:55:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You really screwed up. You could have had the time of your life and you wasted it by going to SUNDAY SCHOOL???
There is no hope for you. If you had just had faith and kissed the old fossil, he would have turned into your dreamboat.
But, since you have no faith, you are destined to wander the deserts of spinsterhood.
We tried to warn you away from that fake religion, but you didn't listen.
2006-07-04 07:33:50 · answer #4 · answered by Left the building 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever!
2006-07-04 07:16:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your hottie is underneath all that hair. but i think you need to enroll him in science camp after sunday school.
2006-07-04 07:27:08 · answer #6 · answered by Lexi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's disappointing when an Atheist posts a stupid question, but it is even more disappointing when a Christian does it, I would expect more from them.
2006-07-04 07:15:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You dumped him, so he's moved on to that cute little Mormon number down the street.
2006-07-04 07:15:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its just a phase you're going thr'. Don't make more waves, pray a little!
2006-07-04 07:21:02 · answer #9 · answered by djason 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next time don't break your meds in half, take the whole pill.
2006-07-04 07:14:55 · answer #10 · answered by parshooter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋